Tramps
2 straight reds
On 2 different pitches
One for each Healy Rae?
What are ye like
rotide
What in gods name are you talking about
Sheik Yahbouti
Gaaagh stuff
Same old same old
Who cares?
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
I didn’t look at the papers. I skipped to the comments. I’m on the bus and the Wi-Fi could be better.
However, I suspect Frilly is right.
I’m starting to get a thing…
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
No, it’s gone.
It’s a reference to something athletic, isn’t it?
I thought it was about forming a Socialist State.
Mea Culpa.
I never know what you’re talking about Frilly.
I bet you wear black clothes. I do.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Who nicked my avatar?
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Sorry, I was sitting on it.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
I hope you’re not using two names…
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
No,, just the same one,, twice.
Mathematics baby!
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
You’re an idiot.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
You’re only doing this to get back at those people who accuse you of using two names.
It’s petty.
Just admit that you like talking to yourself and be done with it.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
No response.
Typical.
The standards on this site are dropping.
Catherine McEntee
Hows it going Yahbouti/badatm m s? Are we nice and calm this morn?
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
I was bored, until now…
How’s it going Catherine?
Are you drunk too?
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
I’m not drunk.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
hic
Catherine McEntee
Still a bit scundered from drowning my sorrows after your no-show in the Zoological Gardens, ahh I’ll get over i suppose
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
That was a euphemism and you know it.
Don’t make me emotional.
Same old same old
You’ll have to get up on the hairy baboon instead Catherine
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
You’ll have to get up on the hairy baboon instead Catherine
That was uncalled for.
-The cheek of you.
I’m well capable of going on top if I have to.
Nice Jung Man
Says she to me “Me lovely Jack
Sure I’d love a ride on the elephant’s back
If you don’t get out of that I’ll give you such a crack”
Up in the Zoological Gardens
Catherine McEntee
And there was me looking forward to a great day out……
Anyway, I won’t fry your brain at this ungodlyhour, just glad to see you and the sheik are back, was no craic without yous
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Never mind the hour. I have nothing to do.
-Do you know what I did earlier on? I’m an idiot.
A bloke asked me for a light, and I thought to meself, ‘You have 2 lighters, give him one of them.’
‘Brilliant idea’, I replied.
I’m an idiot.
I gave him my good lighter.
The one I have doesn’t work.
I feel so stupid.
Catherine McEntee
Where’s the tea and toast? You’re no addition
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
I need to get bread first.
I have to get a lighter anyway so I was going to the shop.
Is there anything else you need before I go?
Catherine McEntee
Some Barrys teabags, can’t hack those Aldi’s Finest you have
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
I only rob the best.
Catherine McEntee
@SO SO
Tried that but he wasnt having any of it
Catherine McEntee
Id better fluck off before this descends any further
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Please Catherine, we all know what ‘fluck’ means.
We learned it in Irish class, and that’s not how you spell it.
Catherine McEntee
Stop reading and typing while in transit, it’ll make you all nauseous, catty and contrary
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
I’m not in transit anymore.
That was 3 hours ago, just after I unknowingly gave away my good lighter.
It still hurts, but we have to move on.
Tramps
2 straight reds
On 2 different pitches
One for each Healy Rae?
What are ye like
What in gods name are you talking about
Gaaagh stuff
Who cares?
I didn’t look at the papers. I skipped to the comments. I’m on the bus and the Wi-Fi could be better.
However, I suspect Frilly is right.
I’m starting to get a thing…
No, it’s gone.
It’s a reference to something athletic, isn’t it?
I thought it was about forming a Socialist State.
Mea Culpa.
I never know what you’re talking about Frilly.
I bet you wear black clothes. I do.
Who nicked my avatar?
Sorry, I was sitting on it.
I hope you’re not using two names…
No,, just the same one,, twice.
Mathematics baby!
You’re an idiot.
You’re only doing this to get back at those people who accuse you of using two names.
It’s petty.
Just admit that you like talking to yourself and be done with it.
No response.
Typical.
The standards on this site are dropping.
Hows it going Yahbouti/badatm m s? Are we nice and calm this morn?
I was bored, until now…
How’s it going Catherine?
Are you drunk too?
I’m not drunk.
hic
Still a bit scundered from drowning my sorrows after your no-show in the Zoological Gardens, ahh I’ll get over i suppose
That was a euphemism and you know it.
Don’t make me emotional.
You’ll have to get up on the hairy baboon instead Catherine
You’ll have to get up on the hairy baboon instead Catherine
That was uncalled for.
-The cheek of you.
I’m well capable of going on top if I have to.
Says she to me “Me lovely Jack
Sure I’d love a ride on the elephant’s back
If you don’t get out of that I’ll give you such a crack”
Up in the Zoological Gardens
And there was me looking forward to a great day out……
Anyway, I won’t fry your brain at this ungodlyhour, just glad to see you and the sheik are back, was no craic without yous
Never mind the hour. I have nothing to do.
-Do you know what I did earlier on? I’m an idiot.
A bloke asked me for a light, and I thought to meself,
‘You have 2 lighters, give him one of them.’
‘Brilliant idea’, I replied.
I’m an idiot.
I gave him my good lighter.
The one I have doesn’t work.
I feel so stupid.
Where’s the tea and toast? You’re no addition
I need to get bread first.
I have to get a lighter anyway so I was going to the shop.
Is there anything else you need before I go?
Some Barrys teabags, can’t hack those Aldi’s Finest you have
I only rob the best.
@SO SO
Tried that but he wasnt having any of it
Id better fluck off before this descends any further
Please Catherine, we all know what ‘fluck’ means.
We learned it in Irish class, and that’s not how you spell it.
Stop reading and typing while in transit, it’ll make you all nauseous, catty and contrary
I’m not in transit anymore.
That was 3 hours ago, just after I unknowingly gave away my good lighter.
It still hurts, but we have to move on.
Ah a Broadsheet romance! At last.
Romance?
-Like this?
http://viz.co.uk/eight-ace-3/
You’ll come to terms with it im sure, maybe the sheik will return it and it’ll be like it was never missing in the first place
I’d better leave you in peace to engage in some politcal debate or other, i’ll be barred for clogging up valuable opinion space with my drivel
I wonder what attracted that beautiful woman and ex-model to the short, fat, balding Salman nearly twice her age…. we may never know.
That’s no way to talk about Badatmemes
Una Mullally still shilling for the Labour Party. It’s over, Una Gan Portfolio. No Seanad nomination for you from Eamon, Joan, Ivana….