Lie Back And Think Of Ireland

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*tremble*

Finally.

A defiant self-pleasuring device for the lonely patriot.

Sex Siopa’s Shawna Scott writes:

I chose to commemorate 1916 the only way I know how…with an Irish flag dildo specially custom made for Sex Siopa by our friends at BS Atelier. Till the end of 2016, €5 from each sale will be donated to the Abortion Rights Campaign.

The future I want to see for Ireland is one in which the women of this country are trusted to make informed healthcare decisions for themselves, and our doctors are protected under the law. If you trust women, the 8th Amendment needs to be repealed.

Available here: Sex Siopa

27 thoughts on “Lie Back And Think Of Ireland

    1. Ultach

      Yer man Brendan O’Connor, he’s very clever, isn’t he? Does he have any advice on the best type of clothes to wear when it’s raining, or what is the best thing to do to relieve thirst, or any of the other not at all obvious conundrums germane to the human condition?

  1. Spaghetti Hoop

    Hey, why is there no competition for one?
    I have an array of winning slogans for this.

  2. Dan

    I guess the feminazis on here would need such a device given the floppy appendages of the wispy-haired, chinless wonders they bring home to their bedsits.

  3. dalsaram

    Oh, to lie awake at night and think of England, Out of reach and far away; Oh, to see her in the distance as a picture, And let your fancy play.

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