A Limerick A Day

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Utah Governor Gary Herbert (above) signed a resolution which declares pornography “a public health hazard

In Utah they’re pouring their scorn,
On the evil temptations of porn,
So bodily bits,
Like arses and tits,
Are banned now, along with the horn.

John Moynes

(Bloomberg)

4 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Riz

    Salt Lake City’s put titties on hold,
    But let the real dirty truth be foretold:
    You can still go online,
    viewing porn all the time,
    but wanking will make you grow old.

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