Stay classy? Does being so self-righteous mean that you must also be extremely humourless as well?
Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní
It’s not very humourful
Vote Rep #1
Neither are the vast majority of coffee ones. People don’t take them seriously either.
Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní
People endlessly mock them as well because they are written by massive bellends.
Nigel
Yeah, the humour police will be along shortly and whine at you until you you find it funny.
Daddy Wilson
Don’t worry Buzz, they don’t want you drinking and neither do we.
God knows you’d be a quivering bottom of the stairs pisser, crying about something or other after a couple of shandies.
Bertie Blenkinsop
Reading Buzz’s twitter feed is enough to drive anyone to drink.
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Careful, he’ll have the Chief of Police on you
Otis
You’re not allowed slag off buzz on this site. He’ll be along shortly to call you a gobpoo.
D2dweller
It’s a joke. Christ sake, you’ll do anything to whinge.
irishstu
What if your problem is a dirty computer screen? Or that you’re thirsty? Or that you need to make cheese?
MoyestWithExcitement
You can drink until you don’t care about any of those things. Problem solved.
milk teeth
Milk regularly solves my “this cereal is too dry” problem – most mornings in fact.
On The Buses
Water or milk may not ‘solve problems’, but they certainly don’t cause nearly as much as alcohol does. I expect my boozebag brethren to call me a bleeding heart dry sh1te, but I’d imagine that’s just the drink talking.
Stay classy? Does being so self-righteous mean that you must also be extremely humourless as well?
It’s not very humourful
Neither are the vast majority of coffee ones. People don’t take them seriously either.
People endlessly mock them as well because they are written by massive bellends.
Yeah, the humour police will be along shortly and whine at you until you you find it funny.
Don’t worry Buzz, they don’t want you drinking and neither do we.
God knows you’d be a quivering bottom of the stairs pisser, crying about something or other after a couple of shandies.
Reading Buzz’s twitter feed is enough to drive anyone to drink.
Careful, he’ll have the Chief of Police on you
You’re not allowed slag off buzz on this site. He’ll be along shortly to call you a gobpoo.
It’s a joke. Christ sake, you’ll do anything to whinge.
What if your problem is a dirty computer screen? Or that you’re thirsty? Or that you need to make cheese?
You can drink until you don’t care about any of those things. Problem solved.
Milk regularly solves my “this cereal is too dry” problem – most mornings in fact.
Water or milk may not ‘solve problems’, but they certainly don’t cause nearly as much as alcohol does. I expect my boozebag brethren to call me a bleeding heart dry sh1te, but I’d imagine that’s just the drink talking.
Yikes.
jeez ya really cant joke about anything anymore.
Buzz is about as hilarious as a dead fish…
How can you tell?
Love you all too..
Bit of a Buzz kill there…..