What you may need to know:
1. Nic Cage, atom bombs, submarines and sharks.
2. The USS Indianapolis was torpedoed by the Japanese in July 1945. Only 316 members of the 1,196-strong crew survived four days in shark-infested waters.
3. “Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eye.” Fans of Jaws (1975) will recall that the Indianapolis was the ship that Quint served on during WWII. And the cause of his shark aversion.
4. Look at that poster. So much fail.
5. Probably not coming to a cinema near you.
6. Broadsheet prognosis: A Shark Tale.
Release Date: May 27.
(Mark writes about film and TV at WhyBother.ie)
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But it’s got Tom *snort* Sizemore….
His rehabilitation has been faster than Bertie’s in fairness
I’m just taking it one day at a time Dude!
CGI looks atrocious.
It’s no Sharknado.
Quint in Jaws described the events in a way that will never be bettered, especially not by a Nic Cage offering!
+1
Such a shame that an interesting story is subjected to such treatment :(
Nic Cage storming the “Dudes who look like elderly lesbians” category there.
The poster…..what the hell is going on with his FACE??????
Normally even the worst films are improved by having the Cage in them, but he doesn’t seem to be bringing the full crazy to this one.
Is that the one where the other ship that won’t change course turns out to be a lighthouse?
God Dammmiiitttt!!!!
Hahaha! This will be the best comedy of the summer.
I’d prefer a film about the USS liberty