From top Red signed by The Angry Birds Movie director Fergal Reilly
Hungry for Angry Birds?
To celebrate ‘The Angry Birds Movie’ record May opening for an original animated film, hitting number 1 in the charts in 37 markets. We have teamed up with Sony Pictures and ODEON Cinema’s to give one lucky winner the chance to win cinema tickets for a family of 4 to any ODEON Cinema and FOURr, Red – The Angry Bird figurines signed by The Angry Birds Movie Irish director Fergal Reilly.
To enter, just complete this sentence
‘My favourite Irish film director currently making movies is……………. because…………’
Lines MUST close at MIDNIGHT
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My favourite Irish director currently making movies is C. Mor Fannaidh because until you’ve watched porn as gaeilge you have not really lived!
‘My favourite Irish film director currently making movies is……………. because………… I genuinely don’t have an informed answer, but my 5 year old is Angry Birds crazy and would love this prize.. so I’ll just say Neil Jordan cause he was sound the time I met him when I was an extra on Michael Collins.
My favourite Irish film director currently making movies is Lenny Abrahamson because he tells the truth.
(looking forward to seeing Angry Birds with my nieces under the pretence of it being a treat for them when I really want to see it myself)
‘My favourite Irish film director currently making movies is Mattress Mick because nothing really mattress. Anyone can see. Nothing really matress to me.’
PS.
That was a serious entry. I have someone who would love the tickets too.
My favorite Irish director currently making movies is Fergal Reilly because he’s swan eggsellent director who’s not afraid to tail it like it is, feather you like it or not.
-Oooohhh…
We have a challenger….
I want those tickets King Thistle.
Nothing personal, but I’m going to upstep my game.
I hope you’re ready.
Are you saying toucan play at that game? Owl be ready and waiting.
Okay…
Mi no yu jus tryin’ to beguile me.
So mi gonna tri a different stylee
-Mi own pickey wan’ dem de most
So nu matta wat yu subsequently post
Something, something, something Fergal Reilly.
**fireworks…we have a winner…
‘My favourite Irish film director currently making movies is Paul O’Brien because Staid is a beautiful film.
My favourite Irish film director currently making movies is my friend Rory Dungan because his first movie is a Zombie movie, which isn’t finished being made, so he hasn’t had the chance to disappoint me yet.
Oh Jesus I love me Zombies
If it ever gets done lemme know and I’ll do a review
This might sound a bit mad Frilly, but I have a mate who earns money from royalties on a script that he wrote years ago featuring vampires in Ireland. It keeps getting sold on to new companies, he gets a percentage every time, but It never goes into production.
-I’ve read it. It’s brilliant, and a totally new take on the genre.
Not my cup of blood, but each to their own.
-There’s money in them fangs.
I’ll have’ta learn screen writing so
My zombies won’t be the Z Nation ones tho
More you never know then they’re going ta’ turn
Zombabaway
Or maybe
ZombIreland
I wish I could tell you of the twist my friend took on the genre.
I can’t…Everyone who sees it sees an easier profit in selling it onwards.
My mate, Mr. xxxx is happy as f*** about that.
I had no idea until recently that that’s how it works.
-Horrible, isn’t it?
(Apart from me mate getting paid again and again, ‘cos none of my friends are stupid.)
@ the othe sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq;
You forgot to mention that his royalties are in their thousands.
-Maybe you’re jealous, eh?
I also support the idea that the ‘King Prickle’ person should win, whether they have a prick or not. I’m a Feminist like that.
(Don’t mind me. I’m just waiting for Catherine McEntee to come on Skype.)
My favourite Irish Film Director currently making FILMS is Fergal Reilly because he just is
And I recognise the puss on that Angry Bird in the Cork colours
Tis not easy lads
But if I win I’ll use it as any avatar
My favourite Irish film director currently making movies is Leather Jacket Guy because he gives so much Shawshank there’s bound to be some Redemption eventually.
I’m competing with a bunch of beginners
Who eat microwavable dinners.
It must affect their brains
‘Cos one fact remains
They aren’t gonna be among the WINNER(s)
To NOT post it would be a crime
But look at this beautiful rhyme;
Listen to the crickets
Send me the tickets
Fergal, no messing this time…
Hang on a min, that’s not it…
Fergal’s just a conduit
To win myself prizes
I need better disguises
Broadsheet would never reward me it.
(I apologise to any pedants who might complain about my verses getting ‘worse’ when I promised they were going to get ‘better’. That’s the whoosshhhh…. you heard earlier on.
PS
What time does this competition finish at…12am?
-That’s like later on, isn’t it?
Slow down sexy.
-There’s almost four hours left. You’ll think of something funny before then.
@ sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
I have a great idea .
I’m the sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq with no avatar, the boss of all the sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq and the easiest to impersonate. I’m not as scared of fighting as you are, but you cannot win these tickets. It wouldn’t be right. Your kids HATE Angry Birds and all that nonsense.
-Why not just concede to King Thistle? He beat you to it with everything. Accept it.
Okay.
Seriously, I thought my kids would like to see the movie.
I texted them and they said…
LOOK i should never have entered this competition
I don’t want the tickets.
If you send me the figurines I’ll only throw them at the heads of people I suspect of reading Broadsheet. I’m a very good shot.
Paul Murphy is the only person exempt from this. He’s me number two because that’s what he asked me to do. I’m in Sandra-land. He knows what I mean.
Ba dong dong…
King Thistle is de winna.
I shouldn’t have said ‘Ba dong dong…’
I was thinking of a song at the time.
You might not know it already.
It goes like this;
Tell dem already, mi a tell dem again
Tell dem already, mi a tell dem again
Mi luv di sensimellia, yes mi luv it mi frend
…eh…
…ba dong dong
(I’m listening to a different song now. I’ve lost my train of thought. Sting Gristle is the winner. Thrust me ;-) )
Apologies to Paul Murphy.
You’re still me number one, mate.
I still smile every time my bus stops outside your offices in Tallaght.
-It makes me feel like I’m home at last.
Have you got room on your staff for a smartarse?
Hang on a minute…am I still on the right thread?
-Surely I should be disqualified and the prize should be given to that King Puntwister person from earlier.
Nobody else even tried.
The King is de King, and no ***king messing.
-Everybody who hasn’t already surrendered, surrender now. (You’re only going to look stupid.)
My favourite Irish film director currently making movies is not this geezer because jaunty scarf
My favourite Irish film director currently making movies is Lenny Abrahamson because of the delicate touch shown in bringing the characters of both Garage and Adam & Paul to life, and looking forward to seeing Room :)
I’m also a big animation fan :)
I am also a big ainm-dropping fan, but I never knew he was the one who did them two fillums aswell as this other one that you say that he did or is doing…
What was his name again..?
I never heard….
I never heard of…
I never heard of a guy with that name….
What did you say his name was again?
-If it wasn’t for King Thistle stealing ALL the jokes while we were sleeping me and you would’ve had a chance in this competition.
We were out-classed.
Give up.
I gave up ages ago.
King Thistle
It stings me to admit it, but He deserves his crown.
PS.
He is not me using a different name. I just thought I’d throw that in there in case anybody wanted to have a ‘discussion’.
I hereby confirm that King Thistle is badatmemes using a different name. They even play in one another’s gardens.