10 thoughts on “De Tuesday Papers

  1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Sometimes I look at the clock.
    It has three hands, I only have two.
    I feel like…

    …I feel like it’s trying to tell me something…
    …it’s a bit weird, maybe…

    …no hang on, I forgot.
    NOW I remember…

    The Papers…
    -Don’t read them until you know who wrote them.

  2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Bear with me, but apparently a disgruntled gorilla called Harry shot someone in a Spar supermarket last night, on his way home from a nightclub called ‘The Zoo’.

    My mate told me about it.
    Political conjunctivitis gone mad Stu.

  3. some old queen

    IT: Former PSNI chief criticises Villiers over Border claims

    Hugh Orde criticises Theresa Villiers claim that Brexit would not lead to Border controls. He has a point as that is the whole point of Britain leaving. The real issue is where and he seems to think that they will happen within Ireland.

    No, they will not.

    1. Wayne.F

      They might but not for citizens, the CTA will cover that, however border controls may re-appear for customs and excise.

    1. mauriac

      Prince Phillip and the miraculous benefits of soup on the front page . The Express sure knows it’s readers .

  4. Frilly Keane

    ‘would love ta’ know the story behind that Lotto not paid out yet story

    Anyone?
    Staff member ?
    Lotto retailer?

      1. They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab

        I don’t know. The retailer in question was interviewed on the news last week and claimed ignorance of the matter.

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