Sometimes I look at the clock.
It has three hands, I only have two.
I feel like…
…I feel like it’s trying to tell me something…
…it’s a bit weird, maybe…
…no hang on, I forgot.
NOW I remember…
The Papers…
-Don’t read them until you know who wrote them.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Bear with me, but apparently a disgruntled gorilla called Harry shot someone in a Spar supermarket last night, on his way home from a nightclub called ‘The Zoo’.
My mate told me about it.
Political conjunctivitis gone mad Stu.
They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab
An eye for an eye
some old queen
IT: Former PSNI chief criticises Villiers over Border claims
Hugh Orde criticises Theresa Villiers claim that Brexit would not lead to Border controls. He has a point as that is the whole point of Britain leaving. The real issue is where and he seems to think that they will happen within Ireland.
No, they will not.
Wayne.F
They might but not for citizens, the CTA will cover that, however border controls may re-appear for customs and excise.
The Key of G
Excellent- can’t wait for tv’s racy new epic
mauriac
Prince Phillip and the miraculous benefits of soup on the front page . The Express sure knows it’s readers .
Frilly Keane
‘would love ta’ know the story behind that Lotto not paid out yet story
Anyone?
Staff member ?
Lotto retailer?
Lilly
I’m guessing some wily Lotto retailer pulled a Time Travellers Wife stunt.
They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab
I don’t know. The retailer in question was interviewed on the news last week and claimed ignorance of the matter.
Sometimes I look at the clock.
It has three hands, I only have two.
I feel like…
…I feel like it’s trying to tell me something…
…it’s a bit weird, maybe…
…no hang on, I forgot.
NOW I remember…
The Papers…
-Don’t read them until you know who wrote them.
Bear with me, but apparently a disgruntled gorilla called Harry shot someone in a Spar supermarket last night, on his way home from a nightclub called ‘The Zoo’.
My mate told me about it.
Political conjunctivitis gone mad Stu.
An eye for an eye
IT: Former PSNI chief criticises Villiers over Border claims
Hugh Orde criticises Theresa Villiers claim that Brexit would not lead to Border controls. He has a point as that is the whole point of Britain leaving. The real issue is where and he seems to think that they will happen within Ireland.
No, they will not.
They might but not for citizens, the CTA will cover that, however border controls may re-appear for customs and excise.
Excellent- can’t wait for tv’s racy new epic
Prince Phillip and the miraculous benefits of soup on the front page . The Express sure knows it’s readers .
‘would love ta’ know the story behind that Lotto not paid out yet story
Anyone?
Staff member ?
Lotto retailer?
I’m guessing some wily Lotto retailer pulled a Time Travellers Wife stunt.
I don’t know. The retailer in question was interviewed on the news last week and claimed ignorance of the matter.