20 thoughts on “Summer’s Here!

  1. Harry Molloy

    I only discovered recently that cm awful lot of people weren’t allowed to get 99s as children as parents were worried about germs. Sad cos they’re ace.

        1. The Key of G

          I’m a Magnum man myself. I’m shocked kids were deprived of a 99 on such a spurious premise.
          That’s ritual psychological abuse is what it is.

          1. Harry Molloy

            Far from Magnums I was reared. Think I had one on my wedding day, as a treat before my honeymoon in Trabolgan

          2. Charlie

            Orange crush was my thing. Wrapped in silver foil so they were and mostly sold at cinemas .

          3. Bertie Blenkinsop

            What was it you liked most about Magnum?
            Was it the moustache or the tiny shorts?

  2. Panty Christ

    Had a crunchie ice-cream with popping candy chocolate coating the other day, wasn’t bad. She taschtes like.. She taschtes like.. a women’s etc. Wasn’t too bad.

  3. Gorev Mahagut

    4 Then they said, “Come, let us build ourselves an ice cream, with a tower that reaches to the heavens, so that we may make a name for ourselves; otherwise we will be scattered over the face of the whole earth.”
    5 But the Lord came down to see the tower of ice cream the people were building. 6 The Lord said, “If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them. 7 Come, let us go down and confuse their language so they will not understand each other.” 8 So the Lord scattered them from there over all the earth, and they stopped making ice cream.

  4. Lilly

    That’s a freak 99. It’d melt before you reach the flake. Had one in Teddy’s last week, perfection.

  5. Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní

    Too much icecream there. Imagine the icecream headache, you’d need to lie down for a week

    1. Frilly Keane

      well they’re well reared into helping themselves to more Steps than the rest of us
      so tis no surprise to see them taking another few whirls around the cone

      tis their inbreeding

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