Hair we go.
Joe Collins writes:
Nutmeg Clothing have a new shirt out for the Euros in France. It’s of our great leaders – Martin and Roy. Available in Designist this Thursday and online now (at link below).
We have 3 to give away (total print run of just 70) to three Broadsheet readers.
To enter, just complete this rhyming couplet:
‘Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
___________________________,
_____________________________’
Lines MUST close at 1.45pm 5.15pm.
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The team they manage isn’t the best,
But we’ll have more craic than the rest.
Ill be proud to wear the Irish crest
When we PUT THEM TO THE TEST!!!
‘Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
As I teach our French friends the ‘baguette’ best,
Your only man, the all day breakfast !’
good one Clamps
Get used’ta having Dr Keane on your tits
Why thank you Dr… sounds intriguing :)
‘Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
We managed to beat the Germans right here
Just look at Leicester, this could be our year!
nice
I’ll won’t take it off for the entire month,
Be a right smelly C***!
…
I don’t mean to be rude and stare,
but it looks like O’Neill has pubes for hair.
Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
That I made from the skin, and the big toothy grin,
Of the recently deceased David Gest.
And if they don’t pass the test
They’re still welcome to join me by camping in Brest
T, me.
‘Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
And even if they don’t pass the test
They’re still welcome to join me be camping in Brest
‘Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
If it’s like 2012,
at least I’ll look well,
But it won’t because Ireland is best.
Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
I’m not a dope, I know we haven’t a hope
But at least we will be the best dressed.
Please put Martin and Roy on my chest…
I’ll wear it with pride over my vest..
If we are sent home early…
I’ll put it on a hanger…
Just like Saipan and that Cork langer
Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
They’ll cover my moobs which make people squeamish
And I’ll look like a ride while we’re battering the Swedish
Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
Cos Sweden and Italy wont get a goal
And Belgium are stuck up their hole
damn I wanted to use ‘up their hole’
Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
The games will be tough, our opponents are dauntin’
But at least we’re not led by the hapless Steve Staunton
‘Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
It’s badly needed as I don’t wear a bra
But I’ll be sure to lift it up to distract Zlatan Ibra’ :-0
Gwan Ireland!
Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
With our tactics that bore, we may be shown the door,
If the planets align with the power of our whine,
We may end up being the best!
“Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
Il wear them with pride over my vest,
Il watch the matches on telly,
And fill up my belly,
With beers that il quickly regret!
COYBIG!
Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
so that when isis come calling, I’ll escape a mauling
cos they know that roy’s scariest!
‘Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
My willy is this [ ——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————-] long
I might need two of them.’
Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
Sweden are slack, Italy defensively lack
And Belgium are like ISIS and attack
contraversal
And once the post defeat argument starts
I’ll just tell people it’s Sartre and Marx.
What positions do they play?
Marxie will be on the left wing anyway I guess
Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
And my phone will always be on silent,
For fear Roy’s mood might suddenly turn violent.
Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
With Shane Long on my jocks and Wes Hoolahan socks,
I’ll be sunburned and drunk but well dressed.
Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest
For when we play in Group E with some zest,
We’ll put the best of the rest to the test!
“It’ll look super stylish in France,
Neatly complemented by Niall Quinn’s disco pants.”
The website linked doesn’t go anywhere
This shtty shirts I wouldn’t wear
Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
We might reach the quarters,
And all the supporters
Will ensure talk of Saipan’s suppressed
Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
Now all I need is a g-string
To mitigate unplanned for bee-stings.
I’ll give hollers and howls in my lovely new hosiery,
and (in late extra-time) give a decade of rosary.
Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest
For I know they will try their best
Hopefully we will do better than England, who I don’t mind
Very good
Another O’Neill across my Breast
Is not a name unknown to my chest
Although I’m a Keane
I’m more of a Liam
But sur’when its the Green
We’re all the one team
Hon’Ireland
Whatever the code
So I’ve no problem with Martin and Roy on my Chest
Double DDs by the way so no chance of a vhest
To find more grey haired ‘managers’ on my tits
is not an experience that’s new
So come on lads and lets keep her lit!
Ole Ole Ole Ole
Ole
Ole
‘lets win the singsong while were at it
All the best to the team, and their supporters btw
and come back in one piece
haha – close the contest right now
Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
We’ll watch Long & Walters *nutmeg* some of the best,
While poor John Delaney feathers his nest
Hang on…a rhyming couplet IS 2 lines….how do we complete a couplet that already has 2 lines….oh no I’ve gone cross-eyed!
Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
cos John Delaney’s just isn’t the best.
‘Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
Underneath arse cheeks giggling putting my mankini gusset to the test,
I’ll be the belle of the ball, Cavan’s best’
Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
Sweden, Belgium, Italy; average at best,
Let Wessi have the ball and Long will do the rest!
Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
And be best dressed as we progress
Into the Finals we’ll go I do profess.
Though their efforts in France may go down the tubes,
I’d happily have these guys cover my moobs.
‘Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
I’ll take it out of the press, sure
To put ’em under pressure’
Ooh look at you with your unconventional rhyme
Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
If my comments too late then let the haters hate,
I fell asleep at my desk.
‘Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
Roll on June 13, so we can show Europe
that the boys and men in green are the best
Please put Martin and Roy on my chest
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest
I hope Martin o Neill succeeds in his quest
With help from the Corkman , they’ll give it their best
Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
Do discriminate because I’m female
I don’t want Ireland to fail
cos we are never too late to be the best