Ladies and Gentlemen, Heeere’s Grace

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Apologies for the delay.

The results are in.

There could be only one winner.

‘Mike’ wins a voucher worth TWENTY FIVE big ones to spend in any of the 13 Golden Discs stores nationwide for selecting ‘Bullshit’ by Grace Jones.

The prefect song to sum up the Ticketmaster brouhaha, Mike felt.

Runners up:

Liam: “Play ‘Feel Up‘ because it’s just a great groove and also has barking dogs on it which is always a bonus.”

Hank: “Please play with yourself while listening to “Slave To The Rhythm” by Grace Jones at 2pm today because if we all do it at the same time, maybe there’ll be less of a sense of shame.”

Sue: “Please play ‘On Your Knees’ by Grace Jones at 2pm today because that’s the vertiginous position I’ll be in at the Upper Circle on the 21st.”

Michaél: ‘Please play Pull up to the Bumper by Grace Jones at 2pm today because it’s just pure filth, and you need that on a Friday.

James Chimney: “Please play “When I’m cleaning Windows” by Grace Jones at 2pm today because I’ve been at the glue again.”

Thanks all

Earlier: Me and Ms Jones

Slave To The Rip Off

Golden Discs

6 thoughts on “Ladies and Gentlemen, Heeere’s Grace

  1. some old queen

    Diplomacy is the art of making your point without causing offence so here goes.

    Bodger… your musical tastes are firmly lodged up your ass.

    1. some old queen

      Mz Grace Jones | When it comes to disco, and certain men, you really shouldn’t accept anything less than 12”: .. …

  2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    ….certain men???

    -Who are we talking about here…DJs, is it?
    I know a lot about DJing.

    For instance, did you know that a 7” sounds as long as a 12” if you play it at the wrong speed?
    And if you play a record and the wrong song comes out you probably put the record on upside-down. Or else it’s the wrong record.

    1. some old queen

      Relax meme. Go idosing for a while then come back and sing along to my new fav tune.

  3. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Ladies and Gentlemen, and Some Old Queen…ignore me please.

    I don’t enter these ‘competitions’ because they are TOO EASY TO WIN.
    For instance, here is my entry for the forthcoming ‘Michael Jackson’ completion…

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