An injected male contraceptive has been shown to be almost 100 per cent effective
If you’ve got a date with a chick
Get down to the health centre quick
And soon you’ll give thanks
That you’re now shooting blanks
But you might feel a bit of a prick.
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
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Errr NO!
If you have an erection
And don’t want an infection
You better use protection
On your genital section
+1
if your husband is sound
and not sleeping around
chill in nirvana
with no deadly fauna
Mr. Moynes. Continuing to be a quiet genius.
Daily.
You can’t trust men to get this though, they’ll be trying to trap women by making them have their babez.
33 limericks to go before the big 1000