I woke up today and learned that
Some small balls of foul smelling fat
Have come from the west
And experts have guessed
That they oozed from the new plutocrat.
John Moynes
Pic: AP
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I woke up today and learned that
Some small balls of foul smelling fat
Have come from the west
And experts have guessed
That they oozed from the new plutocrat.
John Moynes
Pic: AP
…I’m guessing this is not the limerick you had prepared…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you announce the biggest news this century .. via a fuppin limerick .. well i suppose the world is a giant ham at the moment, may as well be a part of it.
It’s not the biggest news of the century, it’s the biggest news of your lived lifetime. Unless you think United States controls the world. Biggest news would be a natural event killing half the globe population.
Now write a Limerick about Charles J Haughey.
Then one about Pol Pot.
Americanism NOT Globalism.
Americanism not racism.
Solidarity, not defeat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxUyzPznKZM
Evil won’t win.
so cringe, ja mon reggae will save the world mon LOL
Sorry ‘human’.
I’m stayin’ stoned until he’s gone. Gonna treat it like a bad dream.
BTW, that song was written by Steven Van Zandt. You don’t get it, do you?
I give up.
Hey Bob I’m loving this are you?
Called it months ago and was vilified.
All you libutards, snowflakes and Clinton Apologists, now is the time for your weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth.
You lost. Trump won.
A great victory for people like you. Congratulations. You won. It must feel awesome.
Nigel, you’re too nice to them… people like you… Ha, ha…
Succinct, sarcastic, sardonic etc., in only three words.
I salute you.
Agh Nigel don’t be down it must be terrible to have to perpetually wipe stringy egg from your chin, lock the witch up first order of the day
Egg comes off easily enough. Not so sure about the stuff you smear yourself with.
Once the Celebrities start getting employed (GooGooGaGa was hired last year already) you know that there’s something afoot. The crookedness of Clinton ensured Trump (or almost anyone for the GOP) would have won.
I wonder what else you’ve been right about zupster!?
Zuppy doesn’t believe in the vacuum of space, so I’m hoping this is the only thing…
Ha!
So true. We lost. Trump won. And now Marie Le Pen will win in France, and all across Europe the fascist far right will win. And you will hail this triumph for humanity.
“we lost”
“Libutard”? “Snowflakes”? This is the level of discourse you’re proud of? That you’re happy to be a common example of political thought and discussion?
I absolutely despair today. For years, I’ve believed in the essential goodness, common sense, and practicality of mankind. I believed that arrogant, ignorant, self-interest was an outlier and not the norm. But this–this sort of soundbite-heavy, shallow, bitter, and just plain mean commentary, like you’ve so wonderfully illustrated–has actually been proven to be the norm today.
And that makes me want to curl up and cry. Well done.
The norm on both sides in fairness, as that same shallow bitter meanness is indelible in the comments of Hillary supporters as they blanket all Trump supporters with racist, sexist, bigot, etc…. yes, it is v sad.
Are you going to sit there and pretend they’re comparable? Because that’s disingenuous to the extreme. I’m aware you’ve recently decided to swallow the red pill but you cannot compare the two sides unless you’re willfully deluding yourself.
There was one side that was fuelled by (or at least forgiving of) pussy-grabbing, Mexican wall-building, anti-Muslim rhetoric and it wasn’t the Hillary side.
“disingenuous to the extreme”
That would be claiming Hillary is squeaky clean and ignoring her war mongering.
Also, her bullying of those women her husband preyed on; and also doing so and then claiming to be a feminist.
Pot, kettle, black
Reeling in the years 2016 will be about 4 hours long