Kenny and May spoke for 15 mind and agreed the situation was very serious.
Great insight….
Badatsecrets
Quickly, someone say something obvious about the Daily Mirror.
I need to get the coffee out of my nose.
And when I say coffee…
Sheik Yahbouti
Do you not like D’indo better. The annual Tesla Coil at the Young Scientists Exhibition PLUS sage advice from de great Bertie?
Old Vic
How did she have 4 babies in oh well
bisted
…I heard about this girl who had a baby but claims she’s still a virgin…
Graham F
there’s a lass round my way who’ll be having 4 babies in 9 months if she keeps carrying on the way she’s carrying on
esǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
It’s political correctness gone mad Stu.
Kenny Plank
Kathy Sheridan on Trolleys.
The jokes just write themselves.
esǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
40 minutes later…
…nothing changes, does it?
Its exactly the same, isn’t it Stu?
They’ve all gone to bed…
Stu…
Stu???
esǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Penny Klank..
I’m watching you.
You aren’t as boring as the rest of them.
If you are a girl I will send you my email number but if you are a boy I am also a boy and I pray for you that you wake up tomorrow today without a hard-on..
call me if you are a girl…quickly baby…
esǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
I would like to thank
The one called Kenny Plank
For making me smile
All of the while…
Fupp this, I’m gonna have a walk.
Kenny and May spoke for 15 mind and agreed the situation was very serious.
Great insight….
Quickly, someone say something obvious about the Daily Mirror.
I need to get the coffee out of my nose.
And when I say coffee…Do you not like D’indo better. The annual Tesla Coil at the Young Scientists Exhibition PLUS sage advice from de great Bertie?
How did she have 4 babies in oh well
…I heard about this girl who had a baby but claims she’s still a virgin…
there’s a lass round my way who’ll be having 4 babies in 9 months if she keeps carrying on the way she’s carrying on
It’s political correctness gone mad Stu.
Kathy Sheridan on Trolleys.
The jokes just write themselves.
40 minutes later…
…nothing changes, does it?
Its exactly the same, isn’t it Stu?
They’ve all gone to bed…
Stu…
Stu???
Penny Klank..
I’m watching you.
You aren’t as boring as the rest of them.
If you are a girl I will send you my email number but if you are a boy I am also a boy and I pray for you that you wake up
tomorrowtoday without a hard-on..call me if you are a girl…quickly baby…
I would like to thank
The one called Kenny Plank
For making me smile
All of the while…
Fupp this, I’m gonna have a walk.
The Cheater’s Guide To The New Diet Trends of 2017
…says a lot about the bullpoo the Indo pushes. How many diets do you need to be on… and cheating a diet…. right, yeah.
Can someone please make the writer of such nonsense go on at least five of these diets at the same time. As punishment for writing this drivel.
They’ll likely do a piece tomorrow on… How Cheating Diets Causes Cancer….
And the merry-go-round continues
if you go in 5 diets at a time does that mean you combine all the stuff you can eat? so get 5-times as much food?
Or do you combine all the things you can’t eat, and end up with the Bobby Sands diet?
You’ll have to get the cheat guide to find out :)