14 thoughts on “De Wednesday Papers

  1. Badatsecrets

    Quickly, someone say something obvious about the Daily Mirror.
    I need to get the coffee out of my nose.

    And when I say coffee…

    1. Sheik Yahbouti

      Do you not like D’indo better. The annual Tesla Coil at the Young Scientists Exhibition PLUS sage advice from de great Bertie?

  2. Graham F

    there’s a lass round my way who’ll be having 4 babies in 9 months if she keeps carrying on the way she’s carrying on

  3. esǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    40 minutes later…
    …nothing changes, does it?

    Its exactly the same, isn’t it Stu?

    They’ve all gone to bed…
    Stu…

    Stu???

  4. esǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Penny Klank..
    I’m watching you.
    You aren’t as boring as the rest of them.
    If you are a girl I will send you my email number but if you are a boy I am also a boy and I pray for you that you wake up tomorrow today without a hard-on..

    call me if you are a girl…quickly baby…

  5. esǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    I would like to thank
    The one called Kenny Plank
    For making me smile
    All of the while…
    Fupp this, I’m gonna have a walk.

  6. Clampers Outside!

    The Cheater’s Guide To The New Diet Trends of 2017

    …says a lot about the bullpoo the Indo pushes. How many diets do you need to be on… and cheating a diet…. right, yeah.

    Can someone please make the writer of such nonsense go on at least five of these diets at the same time. As punishment for writing this drivel.

    They’ll likely do a piece tomorrow on… How Cheating Diets Causes Cancer….

    And the merry-go-round continues

    1. Cian

      if you go in 5 diets at a time does that mean you combine all the stuff you can eat? so get 5-times as much food?

      Or do you combine all the things you can’t eat, and end up with the Bobby Sands diet?

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