64 thoughts on “Happy Probe

  1. Clampers Outside!

    Do virtue signals reach outer space? And in what universe do satellites get offended or feel like a ‘lucky fupper’? Discuss.

    Your PhD in Humanities is in the post if you read this far.

  2. Eamonn Clancy

    What warms me most about Trump is that Irish snowflakes and SJWs are apoplectic about him and they come up with tripe like this as if it somehow means anything.

    1. Daisy Chainsaw

      Reality show host, tiny handed, pussy grabbing Cheeto Jesus isn’t draining any swamp. He’s putting his own unelected alligators in there. The chads and neckbeards are too stupid to realise they’ve been sold a pup.

      1. edalicious

        He doesn’t care. He just wants to revel in the fact that people that actually give a poo about the world are unhappy because it makes him feel better about his own grotty little life.

    2. spudnick

      I can kind of understand how people go mad about SJWs, about people taking offence at anything, about safe spaces, about the idea that the only people you can take the piss out of is whitey and his stupid western culture. I can also understand how people may not have been keen on Hillary for political reasons. What I can’t understand is how these same people rationally think that this oaf, this egomaniac thug, with his brittle ego, arrogance and blatant stupidity is the answer.

      1. Daisy Chainsaw

        Because he only grabs vaginas. He doesn’t actually have one (that we know of anyway). You couldn’t follow a black man with a woman into the White House! That’s insane!

        1. Clampers Outside!

          ” You couldn’t follow a black man with a woman into the White House! ”
          Why not?

          Even as an exercise in sarcasm, I’m struggling to understand what that is supposed to mean.
          Might be just me tho, Daisy

        2. Spaghetti Hoop

          Obama isn’t black: he is half black, half white. No worries, the entire world has made the very same mistake!

          1. Nigel

            If you’re talking to a black person always be sure to ask straight out if thery’re really black or only half black. They really apreciate the courtesy.

          2. Spaghetti Hoop

            Ah now Nigel….don’t be coy. It was actually Kenyan friends that pointed this out to ME! I really have no time for such distinctions in public office, heads of state etc. but the media continue to make a big fan-fare of it with Obama. As they do with Merkel and May being female.

          3. Nigel

            Why are they saying? That he isn’t black enough? It isn’t as if being mixed race means racists only half hate you. If anything they hate miscegination more.

          4. Spaghetti Hoop

            I’m not even going to step into this argument. Me Jewel and Darlin’ Broadsheet has exposed some real hate and antagonism within its comments lately. Count me out.

            I still like your fierce witty comments Nigel.

            Before this explodes into the night, I’m reminded of Steven Biko’s lovely speech in the South African dock about skin colour ;)

        1. Nigel

          I seem to be everything you loathe so whatever insults and derogatory terms float your boat. Calling people SJWs and snowflakes is its own kind of virtue signalling, of course.

          1. Nigel

            How lacking in self respect do you have to be to keep ducking out of exchanges by pleading stupidity?

          2. Clampers Outside!

            Where’s the duck out, where was the invite to respond… none, just ramblings. Learn to write something to respond to, more like this one I’m responding to now, thanks.

            Btw, you are everything I loathe? LOL… everything laughable, would be closer, in fairness.

          1. Nigel

            Ironically, I think it was on a website called Disinformation.com, which was all about obscure and arcane pieces of knowledge and odder conspiracy theories, back in the dark dim Before Times.

          2. Deluded

            I wondered why this idea took hold, rather than actual events like the Tuskegee syphilis experiment or the development of biological weapons, (The suggestion is that it was a deflection from the Soviet germ warfare programmes, a weird concocted “whataboutery”).

          3. Nigel

            I presume it’s the difference between launching a propaganda campaign versus quietly avoiding mentioning that something ever happened. Remember the campaign was not targeted at the US but at various client states and contests spheres of influence. Promoting something like the Tuskegee experiment would be more difficult since it would need to be aimed at a US audience via a US media over which they had little to no overt influence.

            Hate to think how badly it damaged sexual health initiatives in various developing countries. Considering what happened in parts of Africa, it was effectively like a Tuskegee experiment on a huge scale.

  3. jimmy russell

    drumpf didnt even win Hillary got the most votes this election was hacked into by russia the electrical college is literally the same way the nazis took over ugh I literally cant even

  4. Tim Kardashian

    i have a feeling that donald trump “jokes” are going to get hacky very qquicklyy (see above) just like clinton jokes and only irish people getting immersion jokes

    1. Daisy Chainsaw

      Naah. Every day of his presidency will provide us with ample opportunity for pointing and laughing at President Pussy Grabber and his Minions of Stupid. Have you seen the luders he’s lined up to run the gaff? They make the local cummans look intelligent!

  5. dav

    The republicans will have him impeached within 12mths, then we can all bask in the real red necked hatred of President Pence

    1. spudnick

      If there was only one really clever, cunning move Trump has pulled so far in an ocean of stupid, putting Pence as VP has got to be it. Genius. ‘You think I’m bad…’

    2. Spaghetti Hoop

      Impeachment is my prediction too.
      US PREZ TRIVIA: no US President to date has been successfully impeached. Tricky Dicky resigned before the pleasure.
      Here’s to a bumpy Trumpy ride.

  6. Tony

    You had this same cartoon on that Titan landing post the other day and I’m the only one saying it.

    #voyagergate

    #wakeupsheeple

  7. bisted

    …depending on which hole she is hiding in…that lucky probe is probably even further from crooked Hillary…in fairness…

      1. scottser

        nope but i can quote the legislation covering self defence and trespass in the time it takes to load, aim and shoot.

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