I woke up this morning
to read me some news
only to find
them yesterday blues
Spaghetti Hoop
On the day that the Trump took power
Made the smart world feeling quite sour
He pledges he’s done
With the business he’s won
But his sons still control the Trump Tower
Stop.
– if you aren’t betterthan Moynsey, don’t start…
– Look at this;
Trumpity-Trump thinks he’s clever.
He thinks we do too, but whatever
He hasn’t a clue
About what to do
He never had any endeavour
He won’t do a thing that he should
What he WILL do won’t be to our good
Despite his tricks and trolicks*
He’s no more than an orange Bolshevik
We should’ve shot him when we could.
Imagine if I wasn’t drunk and on drugs, and deprived of sleep.
Imagine if I gave a fupp.
Sorry ladies, but as they say in France, ‘That’s life, mes amis’.
I am not available.
I try to not be so attractive. It’s a curse.
An uncomfortably high Stan Darrd
I’ve always fpuping hated limericks
Infantile poetry pedalled by thicks*
It couldn’t be easier
Nor lyrically sleazier
Than a room full of trumpian hicks
I saw this one on TV: “Keep your tiny hands off our rights”.
realPolithicks
Or “We shall overcomb”.
esǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Is it too late to copyright the term ‘president ertainment”?
Is it too early?
esǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
PRESIDENTERTAINMENT
stupid chell specker..
Formerly known as @ireland.com
That is pretty good – where did you copy it from?
esǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
I was inspired by the album title of an album titled ‘The Infotainment Scan’ by The Fall.
Does it matter to you?
– It doesn’t matter to me. I’ll forget it tomorrow. I have other stuff to do.
You made a nigel/boris of that joke, upside-down bloke.
esǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Too right…
Way too far right…
Look on the bright side… Most of us will still be alive when this is all over… I think…
esǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
George Bush II…
-Who ever thought we might ever want him back?
Kanye for President in 2020, or else I give up.
I’m serious. I’m tired of this ☆♥•★¿
petey
we don’t want bush 2 back, or 1 either.
then again we basically had 4 terms of bush 2, so i dunno.
Deluded
It’s either the GOP or Democrats.
That’s it.
Compromise is for losers.
realPolithicks
“we basically had 4 terms of bush 2, ”
Actually we didn’t, but you knew that already.
Formerly known as @ireland.com
Parts of Trump’s Energy plan, on the website he has hacked into:
For too long, we’ve been held back by burdensome regulations on our energy industry. President Trump is committed to eliminating harmful and unnecessary policies such as the Climate Action Plan and the Waters of the U.S. rule.
….later….
Lastly, our need for energy must go hand-in-hand with responsible stewardship of the environment. Protecting clean air and clean water, conserving our natural habitats, and preserving our natural reserves and resources will remain a high priority. President Trump will refocus the EPA on its essential mission of protecting our air and water.
This reminds me of PM May’s speech – have the cake and eat it, too.
esǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Me and you, formerlynotmarriedtoesǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq, we could be friends…
…we could be lovers…
… just sayin’….
Baby.
Formerly known as @ireland.com
If opposites attract, we could but you usually go OTT. I think we will keep our distance.
Kieran NYC
He’s effing clueless
Time for the rubber to hit the road. The morons who voted for him will suffer most.
realPolithicks
“The morons who voted for him will suffer most.”
Just the opposite, those of us who didn’t vote for him will suffer the most. It’s already begun.
jusayinlike
Correct, all snivelly lefty “liberals” are FEMA camp bound
https://m.youtube.com/results?q=lee%20scratch%20perry%20disco%20devil&sm=1
Can I just say…
Lee Scratch Perry is playing The Bowery in Rathmines on the 19th March, and according to my ticket there is someone playing support too.
I only mention it because I love you.
I love all of you, but there’s only room for 300. You’ll find me at the front, looking sexy and nonchalant.
Oh, sorry… You meant Lee Perry.
– Yeah. He’ll probably be terrible, but still… How many of your favourites will still be going when they hit 80? Eh?
And how many of them created Reggae, and Dub, and introduced Bob Marley & The Wailers to the rest of the world.
How many?
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Yeah…
…that’s what I thought, KrustyCusto.
Go back to Starbucks, Galway…
I hear they let you bring in your dog on a string these days.
Go and buy a fish, you leper.
No offence.
Louis Lefronde
I don’t know what’s worse, listening to Donald Trump or those horrible left-wing Guardian reading, Morning Star consuming whinging squibs moaning over the demise of their agenda to turn the west into a ‘Maoist Utopia’ of political correctness, socialism and affirmative action.
It must really hurt that a crooked property developer and slum landlord occupies the White House and doesn’t give a toss about transgender millennial personality disorder (TMPD) or Femflange position quotas which reward non-entities with jobs they wouldn’t get in an open competition.
Actually, now that I think of it I’d prefer to listen to the crook, at least he won’t moralise or try to condition you with ‘pinko propaganda’ learned from some deadbeat neo-communist at a fringe event hosted by a useless gang Trotskyites who haven’t learned that communist failed in 1989.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Si jamais j’ai besoin d’un Français pour me dire quoi faire…
Deluded
Is that really all this about?
That people make you feel bad when they talk about stuff? It’s not like a whole lot gets done!
Nigel
I think someone who mocked a country by pointing at an enviable GDP achieved through savage levels of sociopathic imperial exploitation that created the conditions for multiple famines, one of which that killed three million, already has an affinity for moral bankruptcy that makes them well suited to the new era of Trump. Though how anyone can ‘prefer’ to listen to that rat-mouth expel sentences as if they’re being squeezed straight out of his lower intestine is beyond me.
Better than lies delivered with a smile, and greeted with automaton applause, in fairness
Nigel
That was Trump’a last press conference. It’s not better. It’s exactly the same.
Sheik Yahbouti
Ah, Clampers, it is clear that you’re a ball of indignation over slights – real and imagined – and injustices perpetrated against you by the world (but mainly wimmin). We feel your pain. None of this, however, can excuse your stance on Trump and his cheer Leaders. Step back from the abyss and think.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Calm down Nigel…
– You’re as bad as the French fella.
(You read it four times, but you still have to start again.. And you end up feeling stupider for trying.)
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
@ Louis Le Fromage Frais
Sorry for calling you French.
It was uncalled for, but in all seriousness… You said it first.
The women of your country, they are very nice.
They are the nicest in your country.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Nous somme d;Irlande, Loopy Louis
Vous ne couchez pas avec moi.
Eat to la bete, bebe.
Nigel
Am I? That bad, huh? Thanks for reading it four times anyway.
Taanbuaagam
Le mot unjuste
Je ne suis pas en accord Maman
Nigel is at least coming from the right sort of place. See what I did there?
Montreal Micky and Camp Pervert on the other hand – don’t know who they are. There is a “vive” le difference.
Btw I don’t ” get ” The Fall – what is wrong with me?
‘Would you care to …’ is a pisstake of the French language, just in case any of you mistook my subtlety for 404 Page Not Found
Anne
The Times (Ireland Edition)
Tenant Tariffs:
The body representing landlords has been reprimanded for threatening tenants with new charges after the introduction last year of rent caps.
The Irish Property Owners Association said last month that it was considering measures, including withdrawal from state-sponsored rental schemes, after the government brought in “rent pressure zones”.
Under competition law, trade associations are forbidden from co-ordinating the business conduct of members. The association, which represents about 5,000 landlords, has been ordered to retract the statement and never refer to its contents after an investigation by the Competition and Consumer Protection Commission.
Look what the gougers are threatening. Good luck to um I say.
Anyone getting rent increases ahead of the rent caps need to check the legality of it before paying up.
Taanbuaagam
Did you see the stuff today Anne about the lobbying of Noonan and co by the “funds industry”?
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Stop starting fights.
Love and be loved, Darling, and shut up.
Anne
No. Got a link? He’s a ladygarden isn’t he.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Okay…
Sleep well my lovely, and never ask yourself why you dropped that question mark at the end…
…or was that intentional
Taanbuaagam
Its in the print edition but I’ll see if I can post one when I get the free online articles again
Anne
Which paper T?
What’s the heading of the article ?
Taanbuaagam
Irish Toimes. Page 6 today
Anne
What is the heading of the article?
Like the bold bit.. at the top. You know, not your gibberish, but from the article. What’s the heading? I’d get it myself, but I’m not psychic sally, ta.
Taanbuaagam
I don’t have it here in front of me
But it was something like “Funds industry lobbied minister of finance ” and then in a sidebar there were several examples
Taanbuaagam
US vulture funds lobbied Government over proposed tax changes
Taanbuaagam
Clampdown on vulture funds drew on industry proposals
Oaktree Capital, CarVal and Kennedy Wilson among those canvassing Noonan
The State was subjected to deluge of lobbying from US vulture and property funds..
Minister for Finance Michael Noonan signalled in April last year that he would consider legislative changes as he came under Opposition pressure over how local and overseas buyers had been using ultra tax-efficient Irish funds to avoid paying tax.
Then, Deloitte approached the Department of Finance officials, seeking to set up a meeting for Kennedy Wilson, the Beverley Hills-based property company, which had led initial buyers of Irish property after the crash.
Kennedy Wilson executives met the department a month later and followed up on October 6th, less than a week before the budget, with a letter to the Minister.
“While some commentators have characterised the use of QIAIFs to hold Irish property by international investors as ‘an abuse’ the truth is that the current regime is very clear and well established for over 10 years,” said Peter Collins, Kennedy Wilson’s top Irish executive.
Following up on some of the company’s pre-budget lobbying, Justin Bickle, Oaktree Capital’s top European executive wrote to the Department of Finance on November 23rd: “As a leading investment manager, we are answerable to our investors, who have already questioned the rationale for our ongoing activities generally in Ireland in light of the prospective tax changes.
“Therefore, in addition to causing damage to Ireland’s reputation as a domicile for cross border investment in real estate, the draft Finance Bill will have serious negative consequences for the Irish funds industry outside of real estate investment, the aviation finance industry and the securitisation industry, all of which are areas in which we are active and all of which, we note, are central to the Irish Government’s strategy.”
Minutes of a number of meetings with lobbyists show department officials concluded with the same line, acknowledging firms’ concerns and advising of “the nature of the current political landscape and the challenges it poses”.
Great stuff altogether. I want to meet with Baldy about the 49% PAYE/PRSI and USC I’m paying.
Anne
This bit wasn’t from the article of course ..
“Great stuff altogether. I want to meet with Baldy about the 49% PAYE/PRSI and USC I’m paying.”
Taanbuaagam
It should have been -!!
I’d remember the headlines to your articles Anne :)
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Imaginary goalposts.
One – Nil.
Go home, narcissists.
You are our new winners.
Everybody wins, but you came first.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
The joke is…
No, I’m sorry…
You wouldn’t get it anyway…
YOU are the jo… I’ve said too much…
Sheik Yahbouti
Sadly, you really have, upside down yoke. I’ve tried ignoring what goes on in the world because it’s distressing. However, ignoring it can’t work unless one becomes a hermit, as ultimately it affects all of us. Face this enormous ball of sh!te squarely – then maybe band together with others to try and change it?
I woke up this morning
to read me some news
only to find
them yesterday blues
On the day that the Trump took power
Made the smart world feeling quite sour
He pledges he’s done
With the business he’s won
But his sons still control the Trump Tower
Stop.
– if you aren’t betterthan Moynsey, don’t start…
– Look at this;
Trumpity-Trump thinks he’s clever.
He thinks we do too, but whatever
He hasn’t a clue
About what to do
He never had any endeavour
He won’t do a thing that he should
What he WILL do won’t be to our good
Despite his tricks and trolicks*
He’s no more than an orange Bolshevik
We should’ve shot him when we could.
*sorry
Imagine if I wasn’t drunk and on drugs, and deprived of sleep.
Imagine if I gave a fupp.
Sorry ladies, but as they say in France, ‘That’s life, mes amis’.
I am not available.
I try to not be so attractive. It’s a curse.
I’ve always fpuping hated limericks
Infantile poetry pedalled by thicks*
It couldn’t be easier
Nor lyrically sleazier
Than a room full of trumpian hicks
*sure I’m only slaggin’ :)
I’m sensing some negativity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NH3ffAp9aA
Sorry… wrong exorcism…. meant this one…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLAZ4TS0-Y4
The power of Chris compells you.
I like the “Worst Swamp ever” sign.
I saw this one on TV: “Keep your tiny hands off our rights”.
Or “We shall overcomb”.
Is it too late to copyright the term ‘president ertainment”?
Is it too early?
PRESIDENTERTAINMENT
stupid chell specker..
That is pretty good – where did you copy it from?
I was inspired by the album title of an album titled ‘The Infotainment Scan’ by The Fall.
Does it matter to you?
– It doesn’t matter to me. I’ll forget it tomorrow. I have other stuff to do.
Google it.
If you get any results, tell me.
I’m still recovering from being robbed of the idea of dubbing Trumpton.
I’m going to buy a notebook… I’m going to write your stupid name in it..
(Only messing. I couldn’t care less what you think.)
Your best that :)
Hah :)
You made a nigel/boris of that joke, upside-down bloke.
Too right…
Way too far right…
Look on the bright side… Most of us will still be alive when this is all over… I think…
George Bush II…
-Who ever thought we might ever want him back?
Kanye for President in 2020, or else I give up.
I’m serious. I’m tired of this ☆♥•★¿
we don’t want bush 2 back, or 1 either.
then again we basically had 4 terms of bush 2, so i dunno.
It’s either the GOP or Democrats.
That’s it.
Compromise is for losers.
“we basically had 4 terms of bush 2, ”
Actually we didn’t, but you knew that already.
Parts of Trump’s Energy plan, on the website he has hacked into:
For too long, we’ve been held back by burdensome regulations on our energy industry. President Trump is committed to eliminating harmful and unnecessary policies such as the Climate Action Plan and the Waters of the U.S. rule.
….later….
Lastly, our need for energy must go hand-in-hand with responsible stewardship of the environment. Protecting clean air and clean water, conserving our natural habitats, and preserving our natural reserves and resources will remain a high priority. President Trump will refocus the EPA on its essential mission of protecting our air and water.
This reminds me of PM May’s speech – have the cake and eat it, too.
Me and you, formerlynotmarriedtoesǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq, we could be friends…
…we could be lovers…
… just sayin’….
Baby.
If opposites attract, we could but you usually go OTT. I think we will keep our distance.
He’s effing clueless
Time for the rubber to hit the road. The morons who voted for him will suffer most.
“The morons who voted for him will suffer most.”
Just the opposite, those of us who didn’t vote for him will suffer the most. It’s already begun.
Correct, all snivelly lefty “liberals” are FEMA camp bound
https://m.youtube.com/results?q=lee%20scratch%20perry%20disco%20devil&sm=1
Can I just say…
Lee Scratch Perry is playing The Bowery in Rathmines on the 19th March, and according to my ticket there is someone playing support too.
I only mention it because I love you.
I love all of you, but there’s only room for 300. You’ll find me at the front, looking sexy and nonchalant.
Nonchalant…. in that purple outfit? :)
He’ll be awful.
I’ll be brilliant…
Oh, sorry… You meant Lee Perry.
– Yeah. He’ll probably be terrible, but still… How many of your favourites will still be going when they hit 80? Eh?
And how many of them created Reggae, and Dub, and introduced Bob Marley & The Wailers to the rest of the world.
How many?
Yeah…
…that’s what I thought, KrustyCusto.
Go back to Starbucks, Galway…
I hear they let you bring in your dog on a string these days.
Go and buy a fish, you leper.
No offence.
I don’t know what’s worse, listening to Donald Trump or those horrible left-wing Guardian reading, Morning Star consuming whinging squibs moaning over the demise of their agenda to turn the west into a ‘Maoist Utopia’ of political correctness, socialism and affirmative action.
It must really hurt that a crooked property developer and slum landlord occupies the White House and doesn’t give a toss about transgender millennial personality disorder (TMPD) or Femflange position quotas which reward non-entities with jobs they wouldn’t get in an open competition.
Actually, now that I think of it I’d prefer to listen to the crook, at least he won’t moralise or try to condition you with ‘pinko propaganda’ learned from some deadbeat neo-communist at a fringe event hosted by a useless gang Trotskyites who haven’t learned that communist failed in 1989.
Si jamais j’ai besoin d’un Français pour me dire quoi faire…
Is that really all this about?
That people make you feel bad when they talk about stuff? It’s not like a whole lot gets done!
I think someone who mocked a country by pointing at an enviable GDP achieved through savage levels of sociopathic imperial exploitation that created the conditions for multiple famines, one of which that killed three million, already has an affinity for moral bankruptcy that makes them well suited to the new era of Trump. Though how anyone can ‘prefer’ to listen to that rat-mouth expel sentences as if they’re being squeezed straight out of his lower intestine is beyond me.
Better than lies delivered with a smile, and greeted with automaton applause, in fairness
That was Trump’a last press conference. It’s not better. It’s exactly the same.
Ah, Clampers, it is clear that you’re a ball of indignation over slights – real and imagined – and injustices perpetrated against you by the world (but mainly wimmin). We feel your pain. None of this, however, can excuse your stance on Trump and his cheer Leaders. Step back from the abyss and think.
Calm down Nigel…
– You’re as bad as the French fella.
(You read it four times, but you still have to start again.. And you end up feeling stupider for trying.)
@ Louis Le Fromage Frais
Sorry for calling you French.
It was uncalled for, but in all seriousness… You said it first.
The women of your country, they are very nice.
They are the nicest in your country.
Nous somme d;Irlande, Loopy Louis
Vous ne couchez pas avec moi.
Eat to la bete, bebe.
Am I? That bad, huh? Thanks for reading it four times anyway.
Le mot unjuste
Je ne suis pas en accord Maman
Nigel is at least coming from the right sort of place. See what I did there?
Montreal Micky and Camp Pervert on the other hand – don’t know who they are. There is a “vive” le difference.
Btw I don’t ” get ” The Fall – what is wrong with me?
Trudeau must have your stomach churnin’ >_<
‘Would you care to …’ is a pisstake of the French language, just in case any of you mistook my subtlety for 404 Page Not Found
The Times (Ireland Edition)
Tenant Tariffs:
The body representing landlords has been reprimanded for threatening tenants with new charges after the introduction last year of rent caps.
The Irish Property Owners Association said last month that it was considering measures, including withdrawal from state-sponsored rental schemes, after the government brought in “rent pressure zones”.
Under competition law, trade associations are forbidden from co-ordinating the business conduct of members. The association, which represents about 5,000 landlords, has been ordered to retract the statement and never refer to its contents after an investigation by the Competition and Consumer Protection Commission.
Look what the gougers are threatening. Good luck to um I say.
Anyone getting rent increases ahead of the rent caps need to check the legality of it before paying up.
Did you see the stuff today Anne about the lobbying of Noonan and co by the “funds industry”?
Stop starting fights.
Love and be loved, Darling, and shut up.
No. Got a link? He’s a ladygarden isn’t he.
Okay…
Sleep well my lovely, and never ask yourself why you dropped that question mark at the end…
…or was that intentional
Its in the print edition but I’ll see if I can post one when I get the free online articles again
Which paper T?
What’s the heading of the article ?
Irish Toimes. Page 6 today
What is the heading of the article?
Like the bold bit.. at the top. You know, not your gibberish, but from the article. What’s the heading? I’d get it myself, but I’m not psychic sally, ta.
I don’t have it here in front of me
But it was something like “Funds industry lobbied minister of finance ” and then in a sidebar there were several examples
US vulture funds lobbied Government over proposed tax changes
Clampdown on vulture funds drew on industry proposals
Ride me sideways that was another one
This it?
http://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/us-vulture-funds-lobbied-government-over-proposed-tax-changes-1.2945025
Oaktree Capital, CarVal and Kennedy Wilson among those canvassing Noonan
The State was subjected to deluge of lobbying from US vulture and property funds..
Minister for Finance Michael Noonan signalled in April last year that he would consider legislative changes as he came under Opposition pressure over how local and overseas buyers had been using ultra tax-efficient Irish funds to avoid paying tax.
Then, Deloitte approached the Department of Finance officials, seeking to set up a meeting for Kennedy Wilson, the Beverley Hills-based property company, which had led initial buyers of Irish property after the crash.
Kennedy Wilson executives met the department a month later and followed up on October 6th, less than a week before the budget, with a letter to the Minister.
“While some commentators have characterised the use of QIAIFs to hold Irish property by international investors as ‘an abuse’ the truth is that the current regime is very clear and well established for over 10 years,” said Peter Collins, Kennedy Wilson’s top Irish executive.
Following up on some of the company’s pre-budget lobbying, Justin Bickle, Oaktree Capital’s top European executive wrote to the Department of Finance on November 23rd: “As a leading investment manager, we are answerable to our investors, who have already questioned the rationale for our ongoing activities generally in Ireland in light of the prospective tax changes.
“Therefore, in addition to causing damage to Ireland’s reputation as a domicile for cross border investment in real estate, the draft Finance Bill will have serious negative consequences for the Irish funds industry outside of real estate investment, the aviation finance industry and the securitisation industry, all of which are areas in which we are active and all of which, we note, are central to the Irish Government’s strategy.”
Minutes of a number of meetings with lobbyists show department officials concluded with the same line, acknowledging firms’ concerns and advising of “the nature of the current political landscape and the challenges it poses”.
Great stuff altogether. I want to meet with Baldy about the 49% PAYE/PRSI and USC I’m paying.
This bit wasn’t from the article of course ..
“Great stuff altogether. I want to meet with Baldy about the 49% PAYE/PRSI and USC I’m paying.”
It should have been -!!
I’d remember the headlines to your articles Anne :)
Imaginary goalposts.
One – Nil.
Go home, narcissists.
You are our new winners.
Everybody wins, but you came first.
The joke is…
No, I’m sorry…
You wouldn’t get it anyway…
YOU are the jo…
I’ve said too much…
Sadly, you really have, upside down yoke. I’ve tried ignoring what goes on in the world because it’s distressing. However, ignoring it can’t work unless one becomes a hermit, as ultimately it affects all of us. Face this enormous ball of sh!te squarely – then maybe band together with others to try and change it?
Reminds me of a circus tent !