https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO8RQ3VKoKo
A young Tory fellow name Carter
Now regrets that he started to barter
For a piece of tail
And went on to fail
To get even a glimpse of her garter.
John Moynes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO8RQ3VKoKo
A young Tory fellow name Carter
Now regrets that he started to barter
For a piece of tail
And went on to fail
To get even a glimpse of her garter.
John Moynes
what a nonce
is nonce an English slang for a paedo?
I think it came from Not On Normal Courtyard Exercise because sex offenders were segregated but that may be an urban myth.
interesting
Are Happy Molloy and Harry Molloy the same person?
I’ve wondered that myself.
Harry is my husband
And a lucky man! xx
Marvellous! :D
Well that’s that cleared up on the Happy Harry bit… I think :)
You four should all get a room.
BLEURGH.
Not you, Clamps. Though I guess you’d like to watch?
I know.
Imagine being friendly and polite, what are we like?
Disgusting. That’s what.
I’m going to build a wall around you guys. It’s gonna be very amazing.
And I suppose I’ll end up paying for it :(
Never knew you were Mexican! Bienvenido a Irlanda.
The Limerick a Day slot should be renamed ‘Obscure News Item of the Day’ sourced from British tabloids.
don’t like a tory getting it in the neck, eh?
Bit of a …..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycumxKt1zFk
That is the only possible interpretation of that comment, yes.
I think it was more the oul wan getting it.
Has that type of approach EVER worked?
“Mum, how did you and Dad meet?”
“Well, I was walking down the road and he drove past, beeping his car horn and shouting ‘great arse darling’ out the window. The rest is history”
I don’t think he was really attempting to seduce her.
Yeah, she’s not that fit to be fair.
Say you swear.
But you still turned out so well Bertie :)
My parents are from the inner city.
I’ve done some awful things in my life and caused them a lot of heartache over the years but I’m fairly certain that if I called them “Mum and Dad” they’d disown me once and for all.
We all have a few cracks in the boards we’d like repaired… I think they give character if you own them. And I’m sure you do.
What do you call them?
I’ve no doubt whatever I respond with you’ll take exception to, so don’t you be worrying what I call them.
Heh. Fair enoughski.
In years to come, we will look back and see this exact comment was the moment broadsheet finally crushed bertie’s eternally chipper demeanor.
Never.
Nobody gives a poo if you’re sad so you might as well be happy, that’s my philosophy.
(even if it is a bit David Brent to have a philosophy)
Glad to hear it bertrand.
Don’t ever change :)
Oh you.
* playful dig on the arm *
Good Lord, I nearly dropped my monocle into my morning G&T with my outrage at this piece. Innocent banter. Poor Charlie what ho?
http://www.literarynorfolk.co.uk/normal_for_norfolk.htm
One is hunting foxes, the other is filming random strangers in the street – the two @rseholes deserve one another.
this is rape, there is no other word for it, hopefully he falls of his horse and ends up like christopher reeve
Well put Jimmy
Tally ‘Ho’?