The Moment I Wake Up

34 thoughts on “The Moment I Wake Up”

1. Cosmos January 30, 2017 at 10:40 am

   Jesus wept.
   1. Jesus Wept January 30, 2017 at 11:05 am

      Ye?
      1. mildred st. meadowlark January 30, 2017 at 11:09 am

         :D
         1. scottser January 30, 2017 at 1:13 pm

            you better not have a fluffy white hat, mildred
            *throws a quare eye over bertie
            1. bertie blenkinsop January 30, 2017 at 1:29 pm

               If it was my poster the song lyrics would have been “the more you ignore me, the closer I get”.
   2. Mr. Camomile T January 30, 2017 at 11:45 am

      Call me a cynic, but this reeks of being a “guerrilla markeshing” campaign in the run-up to Valentine’s Day.
      1. Daddy January 30, 2017 at 11:58 am

         Most likely explanation.
2. Daddy January 30, 2017 at 10:44 am

   Creepy.

   If you fancy her, just ask her out for a coffee instead.

   Actually maybe leave her be. You’re a bit weird.
3. bertie blenkinsop January 30, 2017 at 10:46 am

   I called the number, LJG answered.
   1. Brother Barnabas January 30, 2017 at 10:52 am

      You don’t even have a white fluffy hat, do you?
      1. bertie blenkinsop January 30, 2017 at 10:56 am

         I’ve a white fluffy head, that’ll have to do.
4. Boj January 30, 2017 at 10:49 am

   “While riding, I think of us dear”….yup, straight-up CREEPY.
5. Starina January 30, 2017 at 10:52 am

   desperate
6. Birneybau2 January 30, 2017 at 10:52 am

   Paging Ray D’arcy.

   How long before this is a feature on his show?
7. geansai January 30, 2017 at 11:04 am

   I’m trying to imagine if I were the girl on the 54A, white fluffy hat with headphones and a beautiful smile.

   I’d be f*cking terrified.
   1. kneel issa or go home January 30, 2017 at 12:35 pm

      Terrified doesn’t want her but this guy does
8. spudnick January 30, 2017 at 11:07 am

   It might have worked but for the use of the work ‘dear’, which is unfortunate.
   1. Jonjo January 30, 2017 at 12:19 pm

      You can blame Burt Bacharach on that.
   2. kneel issa or go home January 30, 2017 at 12:35 pm

      It’s the line from the song
9. gallantman January 30, 2017 at 11:16 am

   A woman quickly removes white fluffy hat and stops smiling.
   1. Sam January 30, 2017 at 11:26 am

      The most likely outcome..
10. Brother Barnabas January 30, 2017 at 11:22 am

    best part, in my very humble opinion, is that the two white strips at the top (“To the girl…”) and at the bottom (“Call me…”) look like they’ve been attached to an already existing sign.

    Did he find the sign? Did he borrow it from someone else? Has he used it before? Can you buy them online?
11. Jonjo January 30, 2017 at 11:27 am

    Sounds very creepy. Is this the social media generation? Too afraid to talk to a woman in person so sticks up a message asking her to call. She has no idea who you are. He didn’t describe himself. Does he not want people on the 54A to know who the creep is?
12. backomebollix January 30, 2017 at 11:36 am

    Level of effort definitely creepy. Also probably a Valentines marketing campaign but I daren’t call the number to find out..
13. bisted January 30, 2017 at 11:40 am

    …is this an early entry for Golden Discs voucher competition…
14. Murtles January 30, 2017 at 11:51 am

    I’d say due to his number being advertised he’s getting more creepy phone calls than a Westport Farmer at 2am from Babestation Viewers.
15. Hank January 30, 2017 at 11:54 am

    When you call the number, it’s a recording of some guy acapella singing “Say A Little Prayer”
16. ZeligIsJaded January 30, 2017 at 12:16 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8LH7ryspjs
17. Fatman Scoop January 30, 2017 at 12:20 pm

    Clifford antiques. Remember that name.
18. ahjayzis January 30, 2017 at 12:21 pm

    Fupping terrifying, to be fair.
19. The Donald January 30, 2017 at 12:32 pm

    statistically speaking most people enjoy gang rape
    1. Verbatim January 30, 2017 at 3:02 pm

       Creepy
20. The Bottler January 30, 2017 at 12:52 pm

    Preferred Acorn Antiques!
21. Fiach January 30, 2017 at 2:15 pm

    The 54A doesn’t even go that far along Pearse Street.
    I call more-keshing ploy.

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