Giving Up Marriage For Lent

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Ultan Mashup writes:

My awesome divorce/separation party cake from Cake Café Dublin. Chocolate! There is life after marriage. Life by Chocolate. I am NOT giving up for Lent the view that marriage is still a great way to keep two other losers out of misery – two losers  of same sex included.

33 thoughts on “Giving Up Marriage For Lent

  1. Bertie Blenkinsop

    I think that just makes you look petty and bitter.
    (Other opinions are available.)

    1. Nigel

      I think we should let other people deal with traumatic life events in their own way without getting judgemental about it.

        1. Nigel

          I know! I was judging Bertie when I was calling for him to be non-judgemental. The paradox caused me to vanish in a puff of cake. I was delicious.

        1. Nigel

          Fine. I’m leaving you for another comment section. I’m taking the Random Things That Look Like Ireland. You can have custody of LJG.

          1. Nigel

            Tell you what. We’ll lock him to a bike stand and put up a We Don’t Normally Do This photo claiming he’s been stolen. We’ll never see him again.

          2. Bertie Blenkinsop

            Get Badatmemes to babysit him, he won’t be long about taking a long walk off a short plank.

      1. Turgenev

        What’s this ‘she’? The poster is male, the happy stick figure waving off the ex is male.

    1. Harry Molloy

      Depends on the cake, anything with marzipan is vile. Yet some fools don’t like blackforest gateaux!?

      1. paul

        marzipan can take a hike, most other cakes are fine. The Brown Hound Bakery in Drogheda do a muffin-thing that’ll question the legitimacy of all those birthday cakes you had as a kid.

          1. mildred st. meadowlark

            Marzipan is pure gick. One way ticket to a ruined cake…

            And I know cakes. A well-made sponge is a thing of beauty, but marzipan is a foul abomination, and an insult to almonds, frankly, which are otherwise a delicious addition to any cake.

      2. Deluded

        I have eaten “real” marzipan, Spanish stuff with fresh eggs and crushed almonds you can squeeze the oil out of with your fingers and omg.
        My feelings about soft chocolate sponge with rich cherry sauce and lashings of whipped cream will have to wait until after the watershed.

  2. Anne

    Who the fupp puts in an order for a specially designed cake for a divorce only to plaster it all over the internet? And going by the cake there’s kids involved too..

    Stay classy Ultran.
    Did it take you long to describe to them exactly how you wanted your cake? Some people are just tuned to mars..

  3. jeremy kyle

    Threw your wife off a cliff and now with this cake we have all the evidence we’ll ever need. You’ll rot in prison for this.

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