29 thoughts on “De Monday Papers

      1. mildred st. meadowlark

        Check out the double whammy of diabetes AND dementia medicine.

        There’s always a mention of one of them. Bonus points if you get both.

        If you can get Diana as well, you win a cruise.

        1. Horseman UR

          Really? I never noticed that before :)
          I did notice they were obsessed with statins there for a while alright

  1. Sheik Yahbouti

    I notice Our Dear Leader is thrilling the Americans with his proposals to allow emigrants to vote in Presidential elections – a most urgent and pressing need. No sign of any referendum on our ownership of our water/infrastructure. Ditto the removal of the 8th amendment. Endless showboating. It is perfectly possible to vote on three propositions in one day. If FG organize a referendum on the Presidential issue it should be subject to a total boycott.

      1. ReproBertie

        The 7th Amendment to extend voting rights for the Seanad was passed 38 years ago. They still haven’t acted on it.

        1. ivan

          Yup. that’s what I was getting at. At least in part. I’m not saying the ‘elitism’ of giving folk with a degree another means of representation is a good thing, but it’s more likely to affect and, er, benefit those living here.

          I’m not against votes for the diaspora, per se, but it needs to be thought through; if a person has no intention to ever come home, then they shouldn’t really get to have a dog in the fight…

    1. martco

      let’s see now
      we’re all away on massiv€ junket trips on expens€ packages to places many could only ever dream of in lotto terms….what kites could we put out in the papers to distract from not just the opulence of what we’re doing but also the many many fires we are leaving to burn whilst we partake?

      look out for all the nonsense good news stories in de papers over the coming days

      business as usual

      1. Anomanomanom

        I’m against wasting taxpayers money, I assume everyone is, but the leader of the country, our tiny country traveling to America is not a waste of money. How many country’s the size of ours get to do that for a national holiday.

  2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Holy Flip….

    ‘Seize Church lands to pay for abuses’ says Mrs Edna Curry
    according to the (Ex-Corked) Examiner…

    Sorry, did I get his name wrong?
    What is it?

    I know it sounds like curry.
    Don’t mess.

    I know that when I fart you say, ‘G’wan there Enda’.
    – You MUST know his effin’ name.
    – Is it Enda? (Like enda da rode?)

    This is not funny.
    Clowns are funnier than this clown, and that’s saying someth

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      And in the adjacent tent… look at this shiny thing….

      Stop looking at the elephant.
      The elephant hasn’t been through the Make-Up department yet.
      Stop looking at the elephant.
      Stop looking at the elephant.
      Stop looking at the elephant.
      – What is wrong with you?

  3. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Ha ha… that’s the wrong video.
    Fe real Mon.
    Check it out, bellend. Yu Dik.

    [Big Sorries to the BS Massive]
    [[Classic mistak3, cod if happerneded to any preson, noo Fucm Ofb]]

    Oh yeah…
    New Man…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1HwwEhJORo

    You should complain… See how little I care… but you should complain, as loud as you can….
    As often as you can, See how little I care.

    …at the end of the day it’s really just about the size of your comment, isn’t it?
    Or maybe the size of your mouth…

    It’s your mouth, isn’t it?

  4. Horseman UR

    Her Majesty’s a very nice girl but she doesn’t have a lot to say. I’m a bit surprised neither Charles nor Liz have weighed in on Brexit tbh

  5. Spaghetti Hoop

    Enda looks beaten into that poorly-tailored overcoat which doesn’t match his suit.
    ‘The apparel oft proclaims the man.’

  6. bisted

    …the FFers to publish their plan for a united Ireland…wow…that’s the two leading parties with a republican agenda…

  7. Birneybau2

    Instead of putting the cover of the Express up daily, just randomly place these words around a blank page:

    BREXIT

    MADDIE

    DIANA

    SPURIOUS HEALTH CLAIM

    BREXIT

    DIANA

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