When I was 10 I fed a handful of XXX Strong Mints to the donkey in the field beside Blackrock tower in Salthill.
He got a bit of a shock me thinks, he was hee-hawing a little louder than usual after.
He was none to cool about it.
That was naughty.
terrence trent darby
they say killers start off by hurting animals.
Bertie Blenkinsop
I like your name :)
mildred st. meadowlark
Why’d they delete your comment Bert?
Bertie Blenkinsop
Who knows Mildred, all harmless inoffensive fun I would have thought :)
Brother Barnabas
I deleted it.
And?
Bertie Blenkinsop
You, Me and Dupree?
This is turning into You, Me and BB, Mildred. :)
mildred st. meadowlark
I know!
Would it work though?
Bertie Blenkinsop
“It’s impossible,” said pride. “It’s risky,” said experience. “It’s pointless,” said reason. “Give it a try,” whispered the heart.
That’s me, the human fridge magnet :D
Janet, I ate my avatar
hey I like that
Brother Barnabas
if it helps or makes any difference, i’m no bother at all. And easily please. A small bit of frottage and I’m sated.
Brother Barnabas
I have a moderately true story about Terence Trent D’Arby, Enda Wyatt and me. If I wasn’t at work, I’d tell it. Some other time perhaps.
Bertie Blenkinsop
An Emotional Fish Enda?
Do tell :)
Brother Barnabas
Quick version —
Outside The Kitchen, many years ago. TTD is, despite appearances, pretty handy in a row – fists going like a human windmill (but in an effective sort of way). I got kicked out, pretty unceremoniously. And having a cheeky mouth problem since childhood got myself into further bother with two bouncers on the street. I was being a bit cheeky, but no call for that. Anyway, along come TTD and EW – and hurled themselves into the fray. Mainly TTD. and then we adjourned to Mr Pussys on sufolk street. that was fun.
Bertie Blenkinsop
That’s fantastic!
I think TTD was an army boxing champ, but then wasn’t everyone :)
rotide
That’s a whole new image of TTD you’ve given me
Brother Barnabas
Just googled that -yes, “He trained as a boxer in Orlando and in 1980 won the Florida Golden Gloves lightweight championship”
Makes total sense. Fairly slight guy, but I’ve genuinely never seen anyone fight like that. Two massive big fat old-school Dublin bouncers got the hiding of their lives. Utter bullies who finally got what was coming. I bet they still talk about it. They were stunned in every way. And, one thing that always stuck in my head, he was wearing sunglasses – never even slipped off.
Luckily I was only feeding the poor fella mints, and not chasing him down with a blunderbuss for his hide then.
mildred st. meadowlark
That’s a wonderful mental image Clamps :)
terrence trent darby
you seem like the sort who would actually have a donkey skin jacket alright. and no pants. in a rcoking chair on ur front porch overlooking a runway, shouting obsenities at the planes landing and taking off.
bluehaven
If you want a laugh give your dog some lemon juice
Brother Barnabas
If you want a bigger laugh give your nan an std
dave g k
My dog could eat everything on that list.
The real question though was should he have?
It was the fags however that got him in the end.
Mike Oxlong
I lost my rather flamboyant spaniel to a pack of fags. I feel your pain.
Starina
my dog use to get jealous when we fed the horses lettuce and would try to eat it all, despite not otherwise showing any interest in the vegetable.
Bertie Blenkinsop
My dog is mad for latte, to the extent that you can only drink it when she’s out the back :)
Starina
haha! my cat is mad for bananas…if I’m making a smoothie she climbs all over me as if I have fish. funny little critters
Daisy Chainsaw
Have you ever seen the utter contentment of a dog munching away on a carrott? Better than a bone.
Dong
As soon as my dog hears the sticker being removed from an apple (even from another room) she’s on it like a car bonnet
Frilly Keane
the chances of my dog atin’ broccolli or pineapple
or any fruit or veg
unless its covered in buttery creamy surgery stuff
Janet, I ate my avatar
My fool eats anything not nailed down. Had to replace a homeless man’s lunch the other day after she swipped what he had.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/95/a8/66/95a8663408e5bf3793e26c52d57046d0.jpg
Have ye a cat one knocking about back there?
yes to most greens including broccoli and lettuce, no to garlic, choccie, beer, lactose and pretty much all of the prettier types of flower.
This is why I adore you x
oh Mildred! What will Bertie say x
I can only admire her loving nature:)
She loves me too
She reckons she might get a Carers Allowance for looking after you :)
Gum! Who knew?!? I SO thought dogs could eat that… ;)
Be cool if they could. Imagine a load of Jack Russells hanging around a street corner chewing gum :D
Terriers!
I mean gurriers!
Cows can chew gum
Boneless fish……
When I was 10 I fed a handful of XXX Strong Mints to the donkey in the field beside Blackrock tower in Salthill.
He got a bit of a shock me thinks, he was hee-hawing a little louder than usual after.
He was none to cool about it.
That was naughty.
they say killers start off by hurting animals.
I like your name :)
Why’d they delete your comment Bert?
Who knows Mildred, all harmless inoffensive fun I would have thought :)
I deleted it.
And?
You, Me and Dupree?
This is turning into You, Me and BB, Mildred. :)
I know!
Would it work though?
“It’s impossible,” said pride. “It’s risky,” said experience. “It’s pointless,” said reason. “Give it a try,” whispered the heart.
That’s me, the human fridge magnet :D
hey I like that
if it helps or makes any difference, i’m no bother at all. And easily please. A small bit of frottage and I’m sated.
I have a moderately true story about Terence Trent D’Arby, Enda Wyatt and me. If I wasn’t at work, I’d tell it. Some other time perhaps.
An Emotional Fish Enda?
Do tell :)
Quick version —
Outside The Kitchen, many years ago. TTD is, despite appearances, pretty handy in a row – fists going like a human windmill (but in an effective sort of way). I got kicked out, pretty unceremoniously. And having a cheeky mouth problem since childhood got myself into further bother with two bouncers on the street. I was being a bit cheeky, but no call for that. Anyway, along come TTD and EW – and hurled themselves into the fray. Mainly TTD. and then we adjourned to Mr Pussys on sufolk street. that was fun.
That’s fantastic!
I think TTD was an army boxing champ, but then wasn’t everyone :)
That’s a whole new image of TTD you’ve given me
Just googled that -yes, “He trained as a boxer in Orlando and in 1980 won the Florida Golden Gloves lightweight championship”
Makes total sense. Fairly slight guy, but I’ve genuinely never seen anyone fight like that. Two massive big fat old-school Dublin bouncers got the hiding of their lives. Utter bullies who finally got what was coming. I bet they still talk about it. They were stunned in every way. And, one thing that always stuck in my head, he was wearing sunglasses – never even slipped off.
Brilliant!
I enjoyed every part of this =]
Luckily I was only feeding the poor fella mints, and not chasing him down with a blunderbuss for his hide then.
That’s a wonderful mental image Clamps :)
you seem like the sort who would actually have a donkey skin jacket alright. and no pants. in a rcoking chair on ur front porch overlooking a runway, shouting obsenities at the planes landing and taking off.
If you want a laugh give your dog some lemon juice
If you want a bigger laugh give your nan an std
My dog could eat everything on that list.
The real question though was should he have?
It was the fags however that got him in the end.
I lost my rather flamboyant spaniel to a pack of fags. I feel your pain.
my dog use to get jealous when we fed the horses lettuce and would try to eat it all, despite not otherwise showing any interest in the vegetable.
My dog is mad for latte, to the extent that you can only drink it when she’s out the back :)
haha! my cat is mad for bananas…if I’m making a smoothie she climbs all over me as if I have fish. funny little critters
Have you ever seen the utter contentment of a dog munching away on a carrott? Better than a bone.
As soon as my dog hears the sticker being removed from an apple (even from another room) she’s on it like a car bonnet
the chances of my dog atin’ broccolli or pineapple
or any fruit or veg
unless its covered in buttery creamy surgery stuff
My fool eats anything not nailed down. Had to replace a homeless man’s lunch the other day after she swipped what he had.
ah the divil
Cabbage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1CODyKwkXI