RTE’s Six One News tonight.
Don Reilly writes:
Bryan Dobson talking to Caitríona Perry down the road in Washington DC. What’s wrong with a face to face chat? Nearly as bad as a live link up between two reporters at Leinster House and Government Buildings around the corner! Rant over.
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Because Catríona is lovely.
Don Reilly – there stands a man who’s never sent a text downstairs to put the kettle on.
Mildred – look at this. One of the seven deadly sins. You’d have to wait on this sloth hand and foot, Give him the elbow.
I hate to say it, Mildred, but I think the Sheik is right.
Have you two some campaign going on against Bertie that I’m unaware of?
We adore Bertie.
We just adore you more.
Impeccable taste chaps, she truly is the Sunday in every week.
On a serious’ish note, I’m only messing around. Hope nobody’s taken it wrong way. Sorry if so.
Let’s just think this one through BB, I always find it’s best to take a step back and pretend you’re explaining it to an outsider who hasn’t a clue what’s going on.
I have professed undying love for someone who I’m highly unlikely to ever meet knowingly and now two other anonymous strangers have also fallen for her.
If anyone can find anything to take offence at in all of that nonsense then they’re beyond help.
So carry on lads but always remember :)
https://youtu.be/rHp0s2wKajw
so we can step it up so
:)
Sure.
Just don’t expect me to read them ;)
Oh you will
again and again
Oh cool, I’m a lunatic magnet again :)
Guys you’re fooling nobody – it’s pretty clear where the real burning attraction lies…
it’s grand, Mildred’s obvs in love with me and shall soon desert the three Bs to their sticky, slippery lives.
“sticky, slippery lives”
you’ve obviously watched some jedward gay porn
correction: wayward
Either fits though, doesn’t it?
All the B’s
Bertie Blenkinsop
Brother Barnabas
BrokeBack
I can’t quit him Nigel!
It’s Brokesheet Mountain here.
You’re right Nige.
Their bromance is something lovely to behold.
there’s still a special place for you, M
just so we’re, eh, straight, I’ll be behind, ok
(*not always, but mostly – pretty much always)
Poor Mildred sent down to the chemist to get us lube, that’s a plot twist I didn’t predict.
You wish
I do.
I would have thought I’d made that clear pet.
Lol
I was just thinking what if your actual partners were to read this stuff ;)
Actual partners?
You don’t all live with your mothers too?
Ah sure, aren’t they all just international now? I’m surprised they didn’t have one more in New York for good measure.
They had a bird there but he flew back with a broken wing.
How did your Paddy’s Day work out Spag?
Did RTÉ inherit the old Aer Lingus uniforms?
Well at least that’s a good example of semi-state companies/agencies sharing resources.
and there was me thinking she was turned out very smartly
Mean…
Bright green is such a tricky colour to get right; when I want to be patriotic, I wear a tasteful shade of British *ahem* racing green