7 thoughts on “De Friday Papers

  1. Henrique Woods

    And now, the weather.
    Despite the bad news, tomorrow will be lovely.
    As the Earth is flat and the Universe a cube.
    The weather, the football, the stretch in the evening will align to make it a grand auld weekend.
    Also, the clocks will go forward this weekend, but time is a illusion.
    Clock time is alarms, schedules and absolutes.
    This inner time, is just your personal barometer telling you April is almost here and early together.
    Ever get that feeling you are out of sync?
    Hug yourself.
    We humans are fleeting.
    So mind yourselves, and each other.

    1. Steph Pinker

      Although, if one is Nietzschean in one’s thinking, we are eternally recurring, unless we acquire the Will to Power which is the process one needs to go through to become Übermensch – although, knowing my luck, I’ll always come back as myself.*

      * Removes ad from Daft.ie to let a studio cave with mod-cons in MacGillycuddy’s Reeks for $5000 p/w :(

  2. Kieran Nice Young Chap

    Looking forward to hearing tomorrow from those who obviously do nothing to inform themselves that they’re ‘shocked’ to discover a bus strike is on. Happens every time :)

  3. Ben Redmond

    I note that the Dublin-printed version of the London Times is mainly about the funeral in Derry of Martin McGuinness. The front page has no mention of the islamist murders on Westminster bridge and outside the House of Commons. Would Broadsheet also print the front page of the British-printed edition of the same newspaper? I’d guess that the two editions should look entirely different.

  4. Jake38

    Nothing about migrants eating English children at taxpayers expense on the front page if the Express?! What happened?

    1. Clampers Outside!

      Absent minded maybe… I can’t remember… is that the Express you asked about… they’re absent minded what with all the, em, em, that em, you know, em, the absent mindedness. There’ll be a cure in tomorrow’s paper.

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