Today’s UK Daily Mail
When Great Britain wakes up and begs
For news then the tabloid world’s dregs
Are certain to fail
For those at the Mail
Have just learned that women have legs.
John Moynes
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Jesus wept – it’s 2017, FFS.
https://player.fm/series/the-guilty-feminist-1277659
in the interest of balance + I love Sophie Hagen
Seriously some people have no sense of humour. When I saw Lexit, I laughed. Now all the snowflakes are beating their chests and tearing out their hair in ‘faux-tantrums’ and shrilling in front of their chai-lattes.
I bet Sturgeon and May are delighted with the front page photo. They’re probably asking themselves who has the nicer shoes?
6/10. Solid effort. Last line gave the game away though. Had me going until then.
OMg hun deyv vaginas n der in power hun hahahahahaa didja ever tink of it hahaha
What a sad fupping virgin. Either one of these women would absolutely end you.
The BBC cropped the photo I noticed and just displayed the shot from waist up. I thought this was most insightful than anything about their pegs. For example while May looked wan and tired, Sturridge was the picture of dynamism, either fake or real tan, and appearing radiant.
Surely this is more important than your silly nonsense Louis? But I guess everyone finds their own level.
may suffers badly from her diabetes.very ill.is her brexit madness a symptom?
Women work to buy new shoes…
Henry Ford was so right.
The only person that appears to be “shrilling” around here is you, Louis.
You’re right Louis, Snowflakes are Snow Fun.
There’s nothing more annoying than a dry s***e Guardian reader.
i tend to agree but do you know that the Nazis used to describe the Jews as snowflakes as in ashes.its current overuse is cringe inducing like the yanks stealing ground zero from Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Who won?
The chairs.
Haha, with 4 each the chairs were a clear winner. Luckily no insects entered. Paltry showing from the humans, with a mere two legs apiece
Oh our insect overlords are not ready to throw off their human skin-suits just yet.
soon, the Galactic Federation shall overtake and then we shall be happy. Wubalubadubdub
Now that was funny!
Let’s see how long it takes for some lazy journalist in the Indo to make it their feature of the day with an added comment from some Feminist lecturer in Trinity….
Neither hold a candle to Claire Byrne xx
You clearly have one lit.
For balance:
https://twitter.com/EmilyDTV/status/846630653999362048
Parental guidance
Jesus.
damn it ain’t even siesta time yet
Ah Nige, once again you’ve made my day, you utter beauty.
:-)
Phwoar.
May as well close comments now.