I spent it sanding, patching, a bit of hammerin’ and a little screwin’…
to an old staircase in a friends gaff… ’tis near done.
Has me done anyway :)
realPolithicks
Working…:(
Charger Salmons
I shall pour myself a glass or two of shampoo and raise one of them to celebrate the glory of our Lord Jesus Christ risen from the dead.
And,of course,the start of the English county cricket season.
Yorkshire,Yorkshire.
I’m going to pretend I’m drunk when I’m sober, and pretend I’m sober when I’m drunk.
– Don’t ask me how it works but it just works.
It isn’t easy pretending to be drunk without resorting to misspellings or being esoteric, but a large vocabulary and a modicum of self-reflection in every comment is the pathway to self-glory.
Get drunk. See what happens, but never look back at what you said earlier on and do your best to keep the attention of your reader by keeping your sentences as short as possible. Thanks.
what will ye be doing on ye’er bank holiday?
Sellin’ me gaff in Turkey, you?
heading over to badatmemes’s
Take your time, please.
Your Ma is wrecked after last night so she’s having a bit of a lie-in.
You swore you wouldn’t break your toys after last time.
No bother. That’s me at the back door. Let me in when you’re ready.
washing the feet of my disciples
I spent it sanding, patching, a bit of hammerin’ and a little screwin’…
to an old staircase in a friends gaff… ’tis near done.
Has me done anyway :)
Working…:(
I shall pour myself a glass or two of shampoo and raise one of them to celebrate the glory of our Lord Jesus Christ risen from the dead.
And,of course,the start of the English county cricket season.
Yorkshire,Yorkshire.
#prayforvogue
I’m going to pretend I’m drunk when I’m sober, and pretend I’m sober when I’m drunk.
– Don’t ask me how it works but it just works.
It isn’t easy pretending to be drunk without resorting to misspellings or being esoteric, but a large vocabulary and a modicum of self-reflection in every comment is the pathway to self-glory.
Get drunk. See what happens, but never look back at what you said earlier on and do your best to keep the attention of your reader by keeping your sentences as short as possible. Thanks.
PS.
Shortest punchline ever.
I’m getting better at this.