A Limerick A Day



Has a member of our police force
Made a movie that’s naughty and coarse?
Will this be the last straw
For enforcers of law?
And will they show any remorse?

John Moynes

33 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Daisy Chainsaw

    Is having consensual sex, consensually filmed against the law? So what if there’s a cop on porhnub! Some are members of GAA clubs, musical/panto societies, book clubs etc in their spare time. This is just pearl clutching prurience.

      1. mildred st. meadowlark

        Well seeing as how the whole world now knows she’s a very dirty girl, would blackmail still be effective?

          1. mildred st. meadowlark

            *tosses hair*

            You’re quirky and adorable too Bert. Just look at your toenails. They have such jazz.

          2. Bertie Blenkinsop

            At the risk of getting all Peter Kay, remember Jazz Aftershave, in the black and white bottle?
            We thought we were SO sophisticated, it’s only a step up from Lynx Africa.

          3. mildred st. meadowlark

            Ah Lynx Africa. All of my boyfriends at a certain time of my life wore that, coz it made them cool.

            If I never have to smell that again, I’ll be happy laydee.

  2. Zena

    Bravo, well worth the wait, John. I’m only sorry that I can’t watch the video at the minute, thanks to some bozo friend of a friend, thinking it was hilarious to set a child lock/block on my phone and not giving me the code.

  3. Nigel

    If it doesn’t contain the line, ‘Oh officer, I think I you should arrest me for giving you some hattitude’ then I don’t want to know.

  4. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    What am I supposed to say, say?
    I posted this rubbish yesterday. day.
    It never left ‘moderation’
    Because moderation
    Somehow today it’s okay.

    I’m annoyed because my version was MUCH funnier.
    My version didn’t need a video to support it…and it was STILL better.

    Flapping winkers,

  5. John Joe

    I believe people (Primarily tax-payers) have an issue with the most recently uploaded video (now deleted) which showed ‘Carla4Garda’ positioned over the bonnet of an ‘Official’ Vee-hee-kill. It was uploaded over the weekend and recorded on either Saturday or Sunday as ‘Carla’ was seen holding a copy of a ‘newspaper’ whose cover story detailed her and the army guys having fun. The registration of the ‘Official’ Vee-hee-kill was 06-D-69955 , a silver ‘Marked’ Ford Focus. Since ‘Carla’ is our Galway way, the local constabulary should really begin an investigation.

  6. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    If you you are a tractor.
    fupp, I mean attractivde. do you have a name or a country you came from that I can mispronounce just for the craic like… nothing racist at all at all… just for the craic….

    I have an attraction towards any tractor owners meself. but your little sister….Man, does she run fast

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