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Broadsheet on the Telly
will be streaming LIVE above at 11.45 and on our YouTube channel.

A panel of your peers, and the occasional pet,  will tackle the subjects of the week with sanity, humour and a late night brew.

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88 thoughts on “Broadsheet on the Telly TONIGHT

  1. Zena

    Are you on tonight’s panel, Frilly? I’ve missed the last few, hope to catch you on it later, enjoy ;o)

      1. Johnny Keenan

        Frilly don’t say they won’t let you on? I thought if they let me on they’d let any one on.
        It doesn’t make sense that such a strong opinionated contributor like yourself would be relegated to the comment section

          1. Shayna

            @Johnny Keenan: I understand GAA talk, Frilly Keane is a great ambassador for said organisation in Cork. It’s the same county that assassinated Michael Collins, and continues to this day to behold the title of the “Rebel County”. I’m O’Neill from the O’Neill county – Tyrone, as far as I know, we don’t generally ambush and kill our own, especially the types that helped shape a republic. (It’s a Cork – Tyrone GAA thing).

          2. Johnny Keenan

            Alrite Shayna!
            I dig!
            Up the Rebels, on both sides!

            How’s Plunket Donaghy and his golden locks these days and of course Manuel McCabe?

        1. sǝɯǝɯ@pɐqƃuoɹʇs

          Wash your mouth out Mr. Keenan.
          We aren’t ‘relegated’.
          We are UNREGULATED.
          There’s a big difference.

          I am your No. 1 fan, but that’s only because you talk a load of

          Mates?

          1. Johnny Keenan

            Frilly your going to have to talk to me in human terms. I don’t understand parochial GAA banter. I find it doesn’t really have any meaning.

          2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            What the fuppin’ KK is the ’tis the KK thing’?
            I thought your weren’t Right. I love you for you Leftism.

            (There’s a lyric on the new Gorillaz album where they call certain individuals members of the Ku Klown Klan. I used to write cleverer lyrics insults sitting on the jacks.
            Standards are slipping, ammirite?)

          3. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            I’m finally DRUNK.
            tONIGHT IS GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT.
            i CAN stop having to pretend that I meant to mean sense.

            Freedom, baby.
            Halleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-fuppin’-Loo-Jah.

          4. Frilly Keane

            KK = Kilkenny Batty
            Christ you’re such a Dub

            And Keenan, who da’púpp do you thing you’re fooling “don’t understand parochial GAA Banter”
            Ha! Gaw’lov ya and yer street corner soapbox
            Are ya that desperate for attention down there

          5. Johnny Keenan

            I’ll see yer KK and I’ll raise ya KKK. Kilkenny Kool Kollective!
            That’s where it’s at bro

          6. Johnny Keenan

            The liberal intelligence on the fringe. I like it. Hope you enjoyed the banter.

        1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

          Madness is a concept.
          Concepts can contain truth.
          Truth is only a religion..
          Religion is only a lie.

          ergo…If you are not mad* you are a liar.

          *Mad = Angry.

  2. sǝɯǝɯ@pɐqƃuoɹʇs

    If enough people throw a wobbler at the prospect of ME appearing on BOTV I’ll do it. I’ll do it tonight.
    I already have the invitation so up yours’.
    Try to stop me. I dare you.

    I’d be hoping for a landslide vote AGAINST me appearing, so as all the winners are losers, or something similar.
    I cannot promise any insight or understanding of ‘topics’, and I will be doing the ‘Live Comments’ thing on YouTube with my other hand but it’s worth a wanʞ go.
    I’m as ambidextrous as a Depeche Mode keyboard player from the 1980s.

    1. sǝɯǝɯ@pɐqƃuoɹʇs

      Sorry for winding you up. I would never go on BOTV.
      11:45??? – That’s when my online course in reverse-psychology starts.

      Relax, and tell me again why I shouldn’t do it.
      I respect your opinion.

      1. Λ┴OƐƖ@W∀ƐƖ

        I am Russian Influence guy and I do not think sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq person is good man. Ho Ho Ho. It is funny. Ho Ho, etc…
        Please to never put him on a show.
        It can be glorious. It can be not good.

        I laugh at your clown called JB.
        She is a man or a little spoiled, petulant 5yr old girl, yes?

        1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

          It’s political statements gone mad Stu.

          They don’t even…
          …It didn’t used to be like this Stu.

          We used to be able to call them thugs, degenerates, layabouts, scumbags, idiots and law-breakers, based solely on their addresses.

          Why is this happening to us..?. We are supposed to be in charge. We have mortgages and stuff. Kill the poor, quick, before they eat their children.

          1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            I shouldn’t warn you but if your stupid head needs a reboot I will kick you in the booboos, repeatedly.

            You think I’m stupid, don’t you?
            I don’t mind.

            I’m cool.

          2. Johnny Keenan

            Memes what’s the vibe around Jobstown after Jian Burtons PA Caroline O’Connor referred to the water protesters as ‘Dregs’?

          3. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            On a totally unrelated note…
            Imagine if you were so assured of your favourite band’s credentials that you were secure in posting a video of them at Glastonburty, where the cameraman is so pissed off at the lead singer for taking the piss out of the sounddesk lads that he focuses on the lead-singer pissing his trousers?
            – That would be a bit silly, but the BBC is the bbc nowadays. FU2

            It sounds like a dream, but look at this;

          4. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            @Johnny…
            I honestly don’t know.
            I keep getting told I live in the greatest ghetto in Tallaght / Dublin / Ireland…whatever you’re havin’ yerself, and why not call us scumbags while you’re at it. (My kids included, thank you very much, you …)

            It isn’t really funny.

            I see nothing.
            I hear nothing.
            I don’t know any of the defendants

            People around here have bigger worries than JB, and that’s an understatement.

          5. Johnny Keenan

            Thanks for that Memes. Good to get a perspective from ground zero.
            I feel that it is terrible the way people can be put in boxes by the establishment. JB is only a representative of public servants that think like her and her PA Caroline O’Connor. This is their constituents they are talking about.
            With BS it allows the mere mortal an opportunity to vent our opinion. We would never get this chance to be part of the debate on the national broadcaster even though we pay for its upkeep.
            BS, a place for dregs and drags!

          6. Lord Snowflakee

            Johnny there’s a reason why they don’t let you on the publicly funded airwaves – you wouldn’t give your contact details, remember?
            Besides which, judging from your indulgent output here you have fupp all of any value to say in any case.
            Peace, brother.

          7. Johnny Keenan

            But me lord you don’t actually need to give your address to be on RTE. that was Aengus McNally been awkward to stop someone with real questions and concern on to the national airwaves.
            RTE is the propaganda tool of the state, me Lord.
            How would me lordship suggest that one be less indulgent?
            and could me Lord please suggest discussion topics that would be more appealing to his sensitive snowflake psyche, pray tell?

          8. MoyestWithExcitement

            “you have fupp all of any value to say in any case”

            Neither do you in fairness.

          9. jusayinlike

            Lord snowflakee is responsible for the racism on the live show chat, he has been banned many many times and keeps returning under a different avatar, he always has two; his other avatar is “know man is an island”

  3. Zena

    I wish I could stay up but I’m dropping off. Johnny give your loyal followers a shout out ::-D I’ll watch it 2mo. If you find out who Bodger is pm me

    Good luck all x

      1. Zena

        @ Johnny

        I watched the show this evening, it was good, it’s always interesting and everyone’s brings something to it.

        I shouldn’t ask about Bodger, my curiosity gets the better of me :o)

      1. Johnny Keenan

        No idea who Bodger is. It crossed my mind to ask but then it’s fun not knowing.

        1. Shayna

          In the words of the unknowing, so, Bodger it shall be? I thought, became un-thunked (not without knowing ) and certainly nothwithstanding and ultimately non-namedly shall remain?

      1. Zena

        @ Mildred

        You’re a real sweetheart, kind, funny and funky. Really hope you to see you on BS on the telly soon, you’d be such an addition.

          1. memes

            Plus a million+

            If I were you Zena I wouldnt do it, but I think you should.
            I’m a bit thick, but you seem mad clever and stuff.

            It’s entirely up to yourself, you idiot.
            (Don’t do it, dont do it, dont do it.)

            Go on, do it.

          2. Zena

            Attention whore memes, if you weren’t so obnoxious, you’d be entertaining. Shame that.

          3. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            I love you twice as much.

            (c’mere, ‘Zena’ is not a real name, is it? It’s a joke, yeah?
            Don’t worry… I get it…
            Zena The Worrier…

            Step away.
            Don’t worry.
            This is 4U

          4. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            Yeah baby… me and you..?
            Are you up for it?

            Bring sandwiches, because if you don’t you might get hungry on the bus home… or something…
            Have you got any sandwiches?
            Bring sandwiches. Just put them in the letterbox and F to the OFF.
            Make a sound and I’ll set the dog on you.

            It’s not a real name, is it?

          5. Zena

            Ah come on now, those songs or whatever they are, they’re pure cack, an ear for music is something you clearly don’t have, tone deaf, god love ye.

  4. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Fairy cakes…which reminds me…

    Doughnuts and beer…
    That is so bleedin’ ridiculous.

    Stop hitting yourself.

    Get sexy, like what I am. It’s a no=brainiest endeavo…
    poo

  5. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Is this a good chat-up line?

    ”I’m presumptuous by nature.. I should stop.”*
    – Then you turn on the false empathy, pretend you care about, oh I dunno…cats, dogs, sheeps.

    I don’t want a way in… I wANT A ROUTE OUT.

  6. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    No messing but although I tried to listen to every single word….
    You were NOT good last night.

    I’d remember any good bits, and I’ve already forgotten ALL of it.

    Be brilliant again, as soon as you like, but quicklier.

    1. By Popular Demand, Frilly Keane

      would ya give over

      Fulla Drink and whatever so you were
      you made a show of us Batty
      you were too busy looking for your rock and roll
      you missed the best bits
      even the sing song
      and you were in no condition to deal with the late arriving Crusty

  7. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Frilly…
    My Father used to talk about Cork…

    He said it was like a City, in the same way poor oul’ Dublin was a vibrant Metropolis in a Marvel Comic
    It was only after I sent him Kryptonite for his Birthday that he reminded me I was in the wrong comic.

  8. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Dublin is poo poo
    Cork is poo poo
    Kerry is a bad joke
    Galway could be worse…
    It could be a Limerick.

    Rearrange the lines.
    Make your own Limerick.
    It will be better than the one you see in front of you.

          1. By Popular Demand, Frilly Keane

            d’ya know Flakie
            there’s no pleasing you

            ha.
            I’m going t’enjoy that

  9. Janet, I ate my avatar

    wouldn’t you rather the harmless craic of some regulars to that nauseous racism a few weeks back ?

      1. Janet, I ate my avatar

        It was when they had the show with guests from the new immigrant community talking about thier provisions.
        The live chat was shameful.

        1. Lord Snowflakee

          oh right

          glad I didn’t see that

          take your point but me!me!me! really grates and has been obnxious to Bertie and others

          Frilly seems sounds alright but the constant jibbering in fake GAHspeak can irk

        2. Frilly Keane

          on a matter of clarification
          I only did the live chat last week and last night
          I didn’t log in for the others
          so just in case there were to be more “shameful” allegations – and I’m looking at you Janet
          either name and shame
          or shurr’up

          1. Janet, I ate my avatar

            ah Frilly I wasn’t suggesting you were on the racism rants
            sorry if that was somehow implied
            I didn’t actually recognise the Avatars/ names of those commentators…
            I genuinely was glad the live chat had taken a more pleasant turn albeit a feisty one ;)

  10. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Lord Snowflakee is Anne (or anne plus a few others.)

    What is wrong with you?
    Being stupid is your downfall, being bitter is your badge, but change your name every few weeks. Nobody will notice until you start repeating yourself over and over, Tom, Anne, Turd Snowflake, whatever you’re calling yerself this week, etc.

    Any sane person would’ve changed the record or got off the stage by this point.

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