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see ye in the For One Night Only commentary pit section
Are you on tonight’s panel, Frilly? I’ve missed the last few, hope to catch you on it later, enjoy ;o)
I’ll be in the live comments section
I may pop in
I’ll rectify the gender imbalance
I’m rather attached to mine thank you
:)
Ah, I thought I’d get a glimpse of the bolshy Cork legend that you are…
Never meet your legends Zena
Unless tis Dwayne Johnson
Ha ha!
Frilly don’t say they won’t let you on? I thought if they let me on they’d let any one on.
It doesn’t make sense that such a strong opinionated contributor like yourself would be relegated to the comment section
I know
tis terrible isn’t it
@Johnny Keenan: I understand GAA talk, Frilly Keane is a great ambassador for said organisation in Cork. It’s the same county that assassinated Michael Collins, and continues to this day to behold the title of the “Rebel County”. I’m O’Neill from the O’Neill county – Tyrone, as far as I know, we don’t generally ambush and kill our own, especially the types that helped shape a republic. (It’s a Cork – Tyrone GAA thing).
Alrite Shayna!
I dig!
Up the Rebels, on both sides!
How’s Plunket Donaghy and his golden locks these days and of course Manuel McCabe?
Wash your mouth out Mr. Keenan.
We aren’t ‘relegated’.
We are UNREGULATED.
There’s a big difference.
I am your No. 1 fan, but that’s only because you talk a load ofMates?
See tis the KK thing
You need far tighter refereeing
Frilly your going to have to talk to me in human terms. I don’t understand parochial GAA banter. I find it doesn’t really have any meaning.
What the fuppin’ KK is the ’tis the KK thing’?
I thought your weren’t Right. I love you for you Leftism.
(There’s a lyric on the new Gorillaz album where they call certain individuals members of the Ku Klown Klan. I used to write cleverer
lyricsinsults sitting on the jacks.Standards are slipping, ammirite?)
I’m finally DRUNK.
tONIGHT IS GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT.
i CAN stop having to pretend that I meant to mean sense.
Freedom, baby.
Halleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-fuppin’-Loo-Jah.
The chatbox is gonna be fantastic. Keep up the good work.
Memes
Quit yer jiberjabin and keep the faith
KK = Kilkenny Batty
Christ you’re such a Dub
And Keenan, who da’púpp do you thing you’re fooling “don’t understand parochial GAA Banter”
Ha! Gaw’lov ya and yer street corner soapbox
Are ya that desperate for attention down there
I’ll see yer KK and I’ll raise ya KKK. Kilkenny Kool Kollective!
That’s where it’s at bro
The liberal intelligence on the fringe. I like it. Hope you enjoyed the banter.
ours in the chat pit was better
Me and a room full of ladies… What could go wrong?
We’ll see.
I’ll be in Slumberland.
It’s okay.
I’ll impersonate you and get you in trouble anyway.
Sleep well.
In a world gone mad, we can always count on Memes.
Madness is a concept.
Concepts can contain truth.
Truth is only a religion..
Religion is only a lie.
ergo…If you are not mad* you are a liar.
*Mad = Angry.
+1 on Memmes. I’m beginning to understand yer wonderful ways
If enough people throw a wobbler at the prospect of ME appearing on BOTV I’ll do it. I’ll do it tonight.
I already have the invitation so up yours’.
Try to stop me. I dare you.
I’d be hoping for a landslide vote AGAINST me appearing, so as all the winners are losers, or something similar.
I cannot promise any insight or understanding of ‘topics’, and I will be doing the ‘Live Comments’ thing on YouTube with my other hand but it’s worth a
wanʞgo.I’m as ambidextrous as a Depeche Mode keyboard player from the 1980s.
Sorry for winding you up. I would never go on BOTV.
11:45??? – That’s when my online course in reverse-psychology starts.
Relax, and tell me again why I shouldn’t do it.
I respect your opinion.
I am Russian Influence guy and I do not think sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq person is good man. Ho Ho Ho. It is funny. Ho Ho, etc…
Please to never put him on a show.
It can be glorious. It can be not good.
I laugh at your clown called JB.
She is a man or a little spoiled, petulant 5yr old girl, yes?
It’s political statements gone mad Stu.
They don’t even…
…It didn’t used to be like this Stu.
We used to be able to call them thugs, degenerates, layabouts, scumbags, idiots and law-breakers, based solely on their addresses.
Why is this happening to us..?. We are supposed to be in charge. We have mortgages and stuff. Kill the poor, quick, before they eat their children.
I shouldn’t warn you but if your stupid head needs a reboot I will kick you in the booboos, repeatedly.
You think I’m stupid, don’t you?
I don’t mind.
I’m cool.
Memes what’s the vibe around Jobstown after Jian Burtons PA Caroline O’Connor referred to the water protesters as ‘Dregs’?
On a totally unrelated note…
Imagine if you were so assured of your favourite band’s credentials that you were secure in posting a video of them at Glastonburty, where the cameraman is so pissed off at the lead singer for taking the piss out of the sounddesk lads that he focuses on the lead-singer pissing his trousers?
– That would be a bit silly, but the BBC is the bbc nowadays. FU2
It sounds like a dream, but look at this;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNCJuujK5oU
@Johnny…
I honestly don’t know.
I keep getting told I live in the greatest ghetto in Tallaght / Dublin / Ireland…whatever you’re havin’ yerself, and why not call us scumbags while you’re at it. (My kids included, thank you very much, you …)
It isn’t really funny.
I see nothing.
I hear nothing.
I don’t know any of the defendants
People around here have bigger worries than JB, and that’s an understatement.
Thanks for that Memes. Good to get a perspective from ground zero.
I feel that it is terrible the way people can be put in boxes by the establishment. JB is only a representative of public servants that think like her and her PA Caroline O’Connor. This is their constituents they are talking about.
With BS it allows the mere mortal an opportunity to vent our opinion. We would never get this chance to be part of the debate on the national broadcaster even though we pay for its upkeep.
BS, a place for dregs and drags!
Johnny there’s a reason why they don’t let you on the publicly funded airwaves – you wouldn’t give your contact details, remember?
Besides which, judging from your indulgent output here you have fupp all of any value to say in any case.
Peace, brother.
But me lord you don’t actually need to give your address to be on RTE. that was Aengus McNally been awkward to stop someone with real questions and concern on to the national airwaves.
RTE is the propaganda tool of the state, me Lord.
How would me lordship suggest that one be less indulgent?
and could me Lord please suggest discussion topics that would be more appealing to his sensitive snowflake psyche, pray tell?
not being smart but how does taking names silence anyone?
“you have fupp all of any value to say in any case”
Neither do you in fairness.
Lord snowflakee is responsible for the racism on the live show chat, he has been banned many many times and keeps returning under a different avatar, he always has two; his other avatar is “know man is an island”
I wish I could stay up but I’m dropping off. Johnny give your loyal followers a shout out ::-D I’ll watch it 2mo. If you find out who Bodger is pm me
Good luck all x
Will do Zena.
Enjoy the show when ya get to see it. Sweet dreams!
Zena I forgot the big shout out to all my fan!
So I will next time.
@ Johnny
I watched the show this evening, it was good, it’s always interesting and everyone’s brings something to it.
I shouldn’t ask about Bodger, my curiosity gets the better of me :o)
FFS Johnny.
You will know who the mighty, mighty Bodger is when you earn it.
I know.
You know.
If you ever tell anyone who she is I shall be disgruntled.
No idea who Bodger is. It crossed my mind to ask but then it’s fun not knowing.
In the words of the unknowing, so, Bodger it shall be? I thought, became un-thunked (not without knowing ) and certainly nothwithstanding and ultimately non-namedly shall remain?
well She knows who you are Johnny KK
Zena, you’re only lovely.
@ Mildred
You’re a real sweetheart, kind, funny and funky. Really hope you to see you on BS on the telly soon, you’d be such an addition.
+ 1
Plus a million+
If I were you Zena I wouldnt do it, but I think you should.
I’m a bit thick, but you seem mad clever and stuff.
It’s entirely up to yourself, you idiot.
(Don’t do it, dont do it, dont do it.)
Go on, do it.
Attention whore memes, if you weren’t so obnoxious, you’d be entertaining. Shame that.
I love you twice as much.
(c’mere, ‘Zena’ is not a real name, is it? It’s a joke, yeah?
Don’t worry… I get it…
Zena The Worrier…
Step away.
Don’t worry.
This is 4U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmNiPORS-FQ
Zena, if I can possibly irritate you more please instruct me.
Once more will do.
Any chance you could post a tune that isn’t bargain basement? Thanks.
I could do anything for you, but I won’t do that.;
I’ll do this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FxA0enVJxg
Yeah baby… me and you..?
Are you up for it?
Bring sandwiches, because if you don’t you might get hungry on the bus home… or something…
Have you got any sandwiches?
Bring sandwiches. Just put them in the letterbox and F to the OFF.
Make a sound and I’ll set the dog on you.
It’s not a real name, is it?
Oops… wrong video. Wrong sentiment.
Let me convey my love like this my love, like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNfU_RMbUCA
If you are lucky you will not be able to read this.
I am lucky.
You are NOT lucky.
Rubber Dingy Rapids and Roundabouts, innit?
Ah come on now, those songs or whatever they are, they’re pure cack, an ear for music is something you clearly don’t have, tone deaf, god love ye.
Fairy cakes…which reminds me…
Doughnuts and beer…
That is so bleedin’ ridiculous.
Stop hitting yourself.
Get sexy, like what I am. It’s a no=brainiest endeavo…
poo
here batty
is there live chat on?
Is this a good chat-up line?
”I’m presumptuous by nature.. I should stop.”*
– Then you turn on the false empathy, pretend you care about, oh I dunno…cats, dogs, sheeps.
I don’t want a way in… I wANT A ROUTE OUT.
No messing but although I tried to listen to every single word….
You were NOT good last night.
I’d remember any good bits, and I’ve already forgotten ALL of it.
Be brilliant again, as soon as you like, but quicklier.
would ya give over
Fulla Drink and whatever so you were
you made a show of us Batty
you were too busy looking for your rock and roll
you missed the best bits
even the sing song
and you were in no condition to deal with the late arriving Crusty
Frilly…
My Father used to talk about Cork…
He said it was like a City, in the same way poor oul’ Dublin was a vibrant Metropolis in a Marvel Comic
It was only after I sent him Kryptonite for his Birthday that he reminded me I was in the wrong comic.
Jobstown Rules!
ANARCHY
Dublin is poo poo
Cork is poo poo
Kerry is a bad joke
Galway could be worse…
It could be a Limerick.
Rearrange the lines.
Make your own Limerick.
It will be better than the one you see in front of you.
well now the potty mouths
deviant freaks – what is this drivel?
hardly deviant
hardly not freaks
d’ya know Flakie
there’s no pleasing you
ha.
I’m going t’enjoy that
wouldn’t you rather the harmless craic of some regulars to that nauseous racism a few weeks back ?
didn’t see that
my preference would be for neither
What racism was that now?
It was when they had the show with guests from the new immigrant community talking about thier provisions.
The live chat was shameful.
oh right
glad I didn’t see that
take your point but me!me!me! really grates and has been obnxious to Bertie and others
Frilly seems sounds alright but the constant jibbering in fake GAHspeak can irk
on a matter of clarification
I only did the live chat last week and last night
I didn’t log in for the others
so just in case there were to be more “shameful” allegations – and I’m looking at you Janet
either name and shame
or shurr’up
ah Frilly I wasn’t suggesting you were on the racism rants
sorry if that was somehow implied
I didn’t actually recognise the Avatars/ names of those commentators…
I genuinely was glad the live chat had taken a more pleasant turn albeit a feisty one ;)
Lord Snowflakee is Anne (or anne plus a few others.)
What is wrong with you?
Being stupid is your downfall, being bitter is your badge, but change your name every few weeks. Nobody will notice until you start repeating yourself over and over,
Tom, Anne,Turd Snowflake, whatever you’re calling yerself this week, etc.Any sane person would’ve changed the record or got off the stage by this point.