‘To be sure to be sure’ after every sentence soon corrects that assumption.
MoyestWithExcitement
Stop riding your extremely posh second cousin and give back the 6. Then you’ll be grand.
Dave
Count yourself lucky. In my local Monoprix, the entire ‘UK’ food section (Hellman’s, Coleman’s mustard, etc) was unceremoniously dumped in the bargain bin a few weeks back, and is no more. I asked if it was because of Brexit and was told no but I don’t know… I DON’T KNOW!
Spaghetti Hoop
M-O-N-O-P-R-I-X
Dave
Yes?
nellyb
was there anything unique and special in uk section?
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Or Single Mickey as I hilariously used to call it.
Bertie "the inexplicable pleasure" Blenkinsop
* fist bump *
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
I’m telling ya. Life with me is a laugh a minute.
To be honest, though, I’d do most of the laughing. At my own jokes.
mildred st. meadowlark
Sure that’s coz yer only gaaaaaas.
Bertie "the inexplicable pleasure" Blenkinsop
I feel your pain andy –
Lady Bertie is forever saying
“I’d love those people who find you funny to try and LIVE with you”
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Hang on, do you say to her, when she’s glaring at you stony-faced, ‘But the people on Broadsheet think I’m utterly hilariousballs’?
Bertie "the inexplicable pleasure" Blenkinsop
Nah, she’s right, I am hard work! :D
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Go on outta dat. You’re a delight.
“I’M A DELIGHT, they said. A DELIGHT!”
By Popular Demand, Frilly Keane
Stillorgan
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
DAMMIT! That’s better than mine.
GAH.
Eff off, Frillz.
By Popular Demand, Frilly Keane
or what the Bus would have said
Mickie Marbh
Janet, I ate my avatar
it is in the bargain bin because that gloop is quite correctly not recognised as food cheri
Dave
Arretes
Murtles
Nothing like a bit of Vert Tabasco and Franks Red Hot to wake ya in the mornings. Unlike HP Brown Sauce, the devils entrails
Janet, I ate my avatar
ah I’m fond of a yr brown sauce and cucumber sandwich
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
That’s making me confused. It’s both posh and chav. Poav. Chsh. Nope. Doesn’t work.
UNSAY IT.
Janet, I ate my avatar
the left hand doesn’t know what the right hand does be doing
grass never grows on a busy street but you’ll never see a baldy headed donkey
rides second cousin off happily into the sunset cackling mercilessly
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Heh! Nice insane stream of consciousness.
A wild goose never reared tame goslings.
mildred st. meadowlark
Fiend!
Spaghetti Hoop
Jaysuz J that sounds mad. Stick to the avatars.
Janet, I ate my avatar
there’s a few around here I’d have a nibble on ! Wha !
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Would you though?
I mean, COME ON!
Janet, I ate my avatar
the chianti is room temperature
the beens are cooked
Aer Lingus are doing special rates
mildred st. meadowlark
Marvellous. Get the ferrero out, ambassador, YOU are spoiling us.
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
You guys!
mildred st. meadowlark
Hello my friend.
(I hate brown sauce too. Also mayonnaise – the perfect way to ruin a good sandwich)
Spaghetti Hoop
Mayo is for losers. There’s only one condiment and that’s mustard.
By Popular Demand, Frilly Keane
Ah here
Give ’em a chance
mildred st. meadowlark
NOPE.
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Do you know what’s delicious on a chicken sandwich? Tarragon Mayonnaise.
Try it before you knock it. They sell it in Chez Max. Bon, bah oui!
Janet, I ate my avatar
egg and onion on a batch loaf tho
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Agreed. YUM! Not massively pleasant for whoever comes into the room after you’ve made it, though.
I like egg with onion, mayo and ballymaloe relish. It spills out and ruins whatever I’m wearing every single time.
Doubly-offensive since the Union flag they use is the pre-1801 version i.e. without the red X that symbolises Ireland.
Spaghetti Hoop
Good spot.
Short shelf life that fleg.
H
Maybe they used that on purpose to indicate that they weren’t including Ireland….
Janet, I ate my avatar
nah they wouldn’t have a Danny
lolly
the French use the word ‘anglo-saxon’ to mean the english speaking world. you will hear it in relation to cultural items and politics also. ireland speaks english as its main language so of course they would include us in this.
mauriac
way to ruin the fun!
what’s with the angleterre and us/UK fleg?
Mé Féin
That’s the UK flag before Ireland was in the UK. After that happened, they added the red X for Ireland.
Bob. Extreme snowflake.
Don’t be like Bob…
Paul who is that attractive ladyperson in your avatar? Is she locked up in your cellar?
What a strange way to group foods.
All that tobasco…
You should see my fridge, I’ve an entire shelf dedicated to various types of chilli based condiments.
I’d hate to see your bathroom
if I had a penny for every time I’ve been called Brittish here…
or sure it’s the same
do you think I should drop the tweed twin sets ?
At least lose the monocle, maybe.
And stop throwing patio chairs through cafe windows.
In Norway, the amount of people who have no idea there’s a difference between Ireland and England is staggering. Call them Swedish though, oooohhh.
So I do.
Did you enjoy Dylan Morans interview with the Norwegian politicians ?
priceless
https://youtu.be/0vc2JwLCGyg
‘To be sure to be sure’ after every sentence soon corrects that assumption.
Stop riding your extremely posh second cousin and give back the 6. Then you’ll be grand.
Count yourself lucky. In my local Monoprix, the entire ‘UK’ food section (Hellman’s, Coleman’s mustard, etc) was unceremoniously dumped in the bargain bin a few weeks back, and is no more. I asked if it was because of Brexit and was told no but I don’t know… I DON’T KNOW!
M-O-N-O-P-R-I-X
Yes?
was there anything unique and special in uk section?
Or Single Mickey as I hilariously used to call it.
* fist bump *
I’m telling ya. Life with me is a laugh a minute.
To be honest, though, I’d do most of the laughing. At my own jokes.
Sure that’s coz yer only gaaaaaas.
I feel your pain andy –
Lady Bertie is forever saying
“I’d love those people who find you funny to try and LIVE with you”
Hang on, do you say to her, when she’s glaring at you stony-faced, ‘But the people on Broadsheet think I’m utterly hilariousballs’?
Nah, she’s right, I am hard work! :D
Go on outta dat. You’re a delight.
“I’M A DELIGHT, they said. A DELIGHT!”
Stillorgan
DAMMIT! That’s better than mine.
GAH.
Eff off, Frillz.
or what the Bus would have said
Mickie Marbh
it is in the bargain bin because that gloop is quite correctly not recognised as food cheri
Arretes
Nothing like a bit of Vert Tabasco and Franks Red Hot to wake ya in the mornings. Unlike HP Brown Sauce, the devils entrails
ah I’m fond of a yr brown sauce and cucumber sandwich
That’s making me confused. It’s both posh and chav. Poav. Chsh. Nope. Doesn’t work.
UNSAY IT.
the left hand doesn’t know what the right hand does be doing
grass never grows on a busy street but you’ll never see a baldy headed donkey
rides second cousin off happily into the sunset cackling mercilessly
Heh! Nice insane stream of consciousness.
A wild goose never reared tame goslings.
Fiend!
Jaysuz J that sounds mad. Stick to the avatars.
there’s a few around here I’d have a nibble on ! Wha !
Would you though?
I mean, COME ON!
the chianti is room temperature
the beens are cooked
Aer Lingus are doing special rates
Marvellous. Get the ferrero out, ambassador, YOU are spoiling us.
You guys!
Hello my friend.
(I hate brown sauce too. Also mayonnaise – the perfect way to ruin a good sandwich)
Mayo is for losers. There’s only one condiment and that’s mustard.
Ah here
Give ’em a chance
NOPE.
Do you know what’s delicious on a chicken sandwich? Tarragon Mayonnaise.
Try it before you knock it. They sell it in Chez Max. Bon, bah oui!
egg and onion on a batch loaf tho
Agreed. YUM! Not massively pleasant for whoever comes into the room after you’ve made it, though.
I like egg with onion, mayo and ballymaloe relish. It spills out and ruins whatever I’m wearing every single time.
Mesdames et mesieurs, je vous présent La Sauce HP de Marty Feldman:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIJnP5W_fF8
oh what a find !
formidable !
I know!
what a great gag
well done Gorey
if ye fancy a bit of another oldie classic that’ll put ya into good humour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPYdnkK9Fqc
nice !
Wow Sophia Loren is hOTTTT
like looking in a mirror
* old joke alert *
A fairground mirror?
I’ve noticed that about you lately Bert
maybe tis your other half that’s getting the better of you
Meaning…?
Chapeau!
Doubly-offensive since the Union flag they use is the pre-1801 version i.e. without the red X that symbolises Ireland.
Good spot.
Short shelf life that fleg.
Maybe they used that on purpose to indicate that they weren’t including Ireland….
nah they wouldn’t have a Danny
the French use the word ‘anglo-saxon’ to mean the english speaking world. you will hear it in relation to cultural items and politics also. ireland speaks english as its main language so of course they would include us in this.
way to ruin the fun!
what’s with the angleterre and us/UK fleg?
That’s the UK flag before Ireland was in the UK. After that happened, they added the red X for Ireland.