A Limerick A Day

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Taoiseach Enda Kenny

Now Leo and Simon both cry
Out to Heaven and ask to know why
The Taoiseach’s so slow
In choosing to go
They’re stuck in the longest goodbye

John Moynes

Rollingnews

7 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. mildred st. meadowlark

    Can we not send someone to his house and do ‘the midnight knock’?

    Alternatively, just push him into the liffey.

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    1. Can't Stop Now

      Ill do it for free if I can blame it on you.
      Mind you, I am on the lash and it’s only me second day.
      Can’t really promise to do anything until tomorrow afternoon at the earliest. On the lash. Did I say that already? Oh. Sorry.

      The pubs opened half an hour ago. Not my fault.
      You shouldve asked earlier. I’m on the lash.

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  2. dav

    Leo and simon are showing the sort of spinelessness that will come in handy when it comes to dealing with the banks, vulture funds and corporate tax evaders..

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