Some boffins say you shouldn’t eat
A thick slab of juicy red meat
You can, if you wish
Horse into a fish
But sirloin should be a rare treat

John Moynes

Pic: Getty

7 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Rugbyfan

    no doubt the Sindo will contact Rosanna and she give us a view on why we should buy her buke and go Vegan!

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    1. Increasing Displacement

      Same…
      I won’t have a bad word spoken about meat.
      I’ve yet to taste dog. Some day….

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  2. Sheik Yahbouti

    Your Ancient toothless Sheik says bolleau to that advice. Meat was scarce and expensive when the Sheik was young. Time to enjoy :-D

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  3. Spaghetti Hoop

    I was fine with this article until it advised against barbecued meat. These doctors are zero fun.

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  4. Sheik Yahbouti

    I tells ya, “Pork Vagina” is the way to go! If it’s good enough for George Forman, Bill Shatner and Henry Winkler, it’s good enough for you lot!

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