At least I got 19 mins out of my proudest BS moment to date.
mildred st. meadowlark
You should be proud. I’m frequently delighted with my own wit, even if it goes completely unnoticed.
(This does not mean that I’m not funny, obviously. Obviously.)
Also, in a moment of trivial nonsense, I enjoy watching curling. I like to think I’m a strange kind of loser.
GiggidyGoo
What a world we live in. Billions of inhabitants. Go to a sports event and there are tens of thousands of people there. Go out shopping among thousands. And what are they all looking at? Each other’s asses. Well, that’s what the likes of the Star would have us believe, that the most important thing on the planet is the shape of someone’s butt. Shouldn’t it be the smell of the butts, as is normal for other species? Couldn’t the newspapers just supply a free scratchy smelly card of celebrity smelly butts? Like the perfume sample cards?
Janet, I ate my avatar
I’d say luckily for most of the masses if public transport is a good indication, the sense of smell in the human is under developed
Sheik Yahbouti
Are you a BS staff member, Janet?
Janet, I ate my avatar
lord no
how would I qualify ?
can’t even do the handshake
Kdoc
“And what are they all looking at? Each other’s asses.”
It seems, in relation to shapes, to be the case that humans and other higher order animals have an innate attraction to round shapes. The psychological / biological research shows that even infants have a preference for round rather than angular shapes. I’m sure there’s an evolutionary component to our fascination with rear ends, so to speak. If males lose interest in that shape we could become an endangered species.
Not everyone’s! A lot of people have angular features- which, in a face might be interesting/ but in an arse not so much!
Personally, I never understood the Pippa arse thing, as she has a nicely rounded, but also very small arse. No fault of her own like, but in the pantheon of arse, perhaps not the most amazing.
funny how the Mirror didn’t mention that he who cannot be named for legal reasons also wrote Donal Og Cusacks book
and
is responsible for “more sinned against than sinning”
a fú(king day before he slapped that refs black book and clattered on’ve of his own who tried to calm the ape down
bertie "The Inexplicable Pleasure" blenkinsop
“Humphries also co-authored Come What May, the autobiography of the hurler Donal Óg Cusack.”
You spelt ‘unpredictable’ wrongly.
– I knew you would.
EightersGonnaEight
Attention Brit police and securocrats: Assange is better off inside that embassy than you are outside thanks to your Brexit screwup. Brits. What a bunch of idiots. They deserve the government they got.
You people encapsulate the essence of not having any balls.
(I include the girls too, f-off. I’m an equal-opportunity kinda bloke, and yiz can
ALL go and find* yourselves.)
Hurling. The beautiful game.
Association Football – the Beautiful Game.
ice hockey – the beautiful game
Rugby Union – The best refereed sport
True.
It shows
Rugby. A sport – lol.
light entertainment
that was in reply to the absurd claim that soccer is even a sport.
Trolling. The beautiful game.
Curling – a beautiful game for those with OCD & those a bit tired and emotional gently recovering on the couch
They also like hurling
Hurling’s s great gAme though, innit?
I think Scoops wins that one!
martco’s excellent addition pips it for me
At least I got 19 mins out of my proudest BS moment to date.
You should be proud. I’m frequently delighted with my own wit, even if it goes completely unnoticed.
(This does not mean that I’m not funny, obviously. Obviously.)
Also, in a moment of trivial nonsense, I enjoy watching curling. I like to think I’m a strange kind of loser.
What a world we live in. Billions of inhabitants. Go to a sports event and there are tens of thousands of people there. Go out shopping among thousands. And what are they all looking at? Each other’s asses. Well, that’s what the likes of the Star would have us believe, that the most important thing on the planet is the shape of someone’s butt. Shouldn’t it be the smell of the butts, as is normal for other species? Couldn’t the newspapers just supply a free scratchy smelly card of celebrity smelly butts? Like the perfume sample cards?
I’d say luckily for most of the masses if public transport is a good indication, the sense of smell in the human is under developed
Are you a BS staff member, Janet?
lord no
how would I qualify ?
can’t even do the handshake
“And what are they all looking at? Each other’s asses.”
It seems, in relation to shapes, to be the case that humans and other higher order animals have an innate attraction to round shapes. The psychological / biological research shows that even infants have a preference for round rather than angular shapes. I’m sure there’s an evolutionary component to our fascination with rear ends, so to speak. If males lose interest in that shape we could become an endangered species.
Heads are round too.
And boobies
Not everyone’s! A lot of people have angular features- which, in a face might be interesting/ but in an arse not so much!
Personally, I never understood the Pippa arse thing, as she has a nicely rounded, but also very small arse. No fault of her own like, but in the pantheon of arse, perhaps not the most amazing.
You should see mine, Goosey.
God, Barnabus, that’s rather forward! ;)
The Sheik’s arse is both small AND angular – is this a complete no no?
I’m sure yer bootiness is grand
Ah yeah – but a lot are round, and there’s no headlines about say, Kardishan or Middleton head.
Snap election. Leo looks to rebuild from opposition side.
Maybe Leo didn’t know there’s a “Balls Lane” down the road. “Misery Hill” isn’t too far either.
“Who stole de loaf outta Hungry Hills”?
“Legal academic jailed for abuse of his nephew” – IrishTimes
Surely, “Irish Times sports journalist Tom Humphries pleads guilty to six child sex offences”, no?
http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/top-sports-journalist-tom-humphries-9984252
Humphries also author of ” My own downfall”
Sleazy creep.
funny how the Mirror didn’t mention that he who cannot be named for legal reasons also wrote Donal Og Cusacks book
and
is responsible for “more sinned against than sinning”
a fú(king day before he slapped that refs black book and clattered on’ve of his own who tried to calm the ape down
“Humphries also co-authored Come What May, the autobiography of the hurler Donal Óg Cusack.”
It’s there in the article.
You lie!
(that may be a lie)
Julian Assange eh? This will be an interesting year
You spelt ‘unpredictable’ wrongly.
– I knew you would.
Attention Brit police and securocrats: Assange is better off inside that embassy than you are outside thanks to your Brexit screwup. Brits. What a bunch of idiots. They deserve the government they got.
I trust Julian to be doing the cleverest thing he could do, in our interests, ostensibly at least.
And that’s why the next few years are so unpredictable.
The peasentd should be revolting, but that’s just my opinion.
* feckin’ PEASANTS.
You people encapsulate the essence of not having any balls.
(I include the girls too, f-off. I’m an equal-opportunity kinda bloke, and yiz can
ALL go and find* yourselves.)
*misspelling
Bad@brevity, possibly bad@sobriety