Behold: the all-dominating C Seed 262 – the largest 4K widescreen TV on the planet.
A screen diagonal of 262 inches (nearly 22 feet) or 6,65 meters; ten integrated high-end speakers for 9.1 cinema surround; an integrated 4k media server and a custom fabric cover (disguising the ultra black screen as a huge painting when not in use) that folds back with a touch of the remote to reveal the enormous ultra high definition LED gogglebox.
Yours for a trifling €477,000.
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Imagine watching Broadsheet on the Telly on that yoke. You’d be damaged for life.
Or porn. You’d be destroyed.
Imagine Marty Morrissey’s head on a 22 foot wide telly.
in a POV scene?
I’m trying to organise it for you for Fathers Day.
That would make me very happy. Last year, I got a little dancing Elvis in a snow globe thing. I was pretty unimpressed.
That’s all you deserved.
I understand you’re a man who knows how to get things.
Whatcha lookin’ for dollface?
* opens coat to show watches and silk stockings pinned to inner lining *
….yikes…
I read that as “inner thigh” :)
A rock hammer.
And a poster of Raquel?
Be grand for the Lions/AB test matches.
I saw that screen and thought, Lord of the Rings would look deadly on that.
or Poldark.
Paused on a shirtless Aidan Turner.
Or Liverpool winning the league…
Yeah, I’m more likely to get a €477,000 telly aren’t i?
Or maybe not…apparently you’re about to spunk £60 million on Oxlade -Chamberlain. That’s a title-winning move if ever there was one.
Like all transfers, I’ll believe it when I see it.
don’t southampton have someone ye can nick? oh yeah, forgot about the recent hand slap..
That was a bit of a shambles alright Scottser
Probably waiting for Southampton to nick someone from Celtic first
Aiden Turner’s shirtless Poldark is Colin Firth’s Darcy for the new generation.
(Incidentally, who’s a fan of Outlander, because that Jamie lad has only a lovely physique)
I’m a straight dude and I wholeheartedly agree with the Outlander statement.
Nah, Tom Hardy on Jackanory is our generation’s Emmanuelle.
You clearly haven’t watched it. The bonny Claire would have you hooked.
https://youtu.be/hkizwJUiVjA
I haven’t no, but yeah Caitriona Balfe is adorable
I have the girl-crush on her, and her impeccable English accent.
If we’re doing accents, Lucy Worsley’s voice makes me slide off the sofa like a Salvador Dali clock.
I watched a few episodes of that but the fupping Horizon box dropped the recording so i lost the will to make an effort… He was some hot patootie, that fella.
Our ol’ pal fgshill should be along any minute to ruin the fun.
Or is just objectifying the wimmin that gets yer wand in a knot, shilly?
Far be it from me to take the shine off your shuffle Milly ;)
Everything would look deadly on it. SBB Ina Shuí, in particular. Not wishing to date myself or nothin’.
Great British Bake Off….
Think of all the cakey, caramelly detail. Jesus.
Speaking of tears running down legs, hah?
durrrrrrrrtty
Your comment triggered a harrowing flashback to Cynthia Ni Mhurchu serenading Sean BB with ‘Every time we say goodbye’ on its finale. Tears were rolling down legs.
I can’t remember that, but it sounds simply divine. Shimplí divíneach, as we might not say.
Jean Byrne would be magnificent.
The perfect adjective.
it certainly would.
however, these things always have a down side. could you imagine say, george hook or michael noonan’s head slathering at you 20 foot wide in quadrophonic sound?
Dear god no! You’ll put me off my lunch!