38 thoughts on “Needs More Cork

    1. mildred st. meadowlark

      Everything is wrapped in brown paper and lovingly labelled ‘Cork’?

  1. ƃuᴉuoᴉʇɐlnɔᴉʇɹɐʇɐpɐq

    I used to know a bloke from Cork.
    We used to call him Korky.
    – You’d think he’d take it like a compliment, but no…

  2. Murtles

    Woulda been nicer if they didn’t use Times New Roman font on all the labels. Spice it up a bit with an Arial Black or an Impact. God knows the world could do with a bit more Verdana.

          1. sǝɯǝɯ@pǝsnɯǝq

            Ladies, please excuse my remiss.
            I’m not nearly always as tardy as this
            I’ll be back next week
            Acting like a friendly freak
            You know I’m only taking the Hang on…
            …there’s a weirdo hiding in the bushes. I’m not messing. I didn’t imagine it…
            -He looks like he’s gone a bit ‘Bertie’.

  3. Joxer

    I’ve always admired how Corkonians (or Corkies as we call them in the capital) love everything about Cork. Tell a Dub that Dublin is a great city and you will get an earful of how actually crap it is….. tell a Corkie that Cork is a great city and they will agree with you and speak about then gaff for hours!

    lets bring back the pride to Dublin…

    1. Bertie Blenkinsop

      I love Dublin with every ounce of my being, I get homesick if I even have to go to Ashbourne.

  4. Johnny Keenan

    Corks floating along nicely lads. Dublin is one of the richest cultural capitals in the world.
    Is there anything to be said for Offaly?

    1. sǝɯǝɯ@pǝsnɯǝq

      This is why I will NEVER partake in online conflict.
      I don’t even know where Offaly is.

    2. Frilly Keane

      Perms
      Bogs
      The FBI
      The Turk
      Johnny Troy
      Yabba Dabba Dooleys
      That Goal
      Mundy
      Sheap in a Hape
      Brian Whelehan
      The Faithful
      Brian Cowen
      Birr Castle
      Kinnity Castle
      Leap Castle
      Shane Lowry
      Chasing Abbey’s
      Neil Delamere
      The Sit-In
      Obama Plaza
      Carroll’s Hang
      Clonmacnoise
      The Cormack Brothers
      The Safari Showband

        1. Shayna

          The Bar-man who served me my “Porn Star” cocktail in The Temple Bar the other day was from Tipp, I did ask was his accent from Cork. I think he charged me extra.

          1. Shayna

            It did take him a very long time, 20ish minutes to present my cocktail, apparently they only do it next door, I made a “joke” about it being a long way. So, undoubtedly there was a certain amount of sputem involved.

  5. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

    The uneven Title Cap usage is hurting my eyes.
    Cork is grand, like. I can say that, being from there. I wouldn’t go back and live there in a fit, though.

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