The All Blacks thought they couldn’t lose
The test with the Lions a cruise
But the Lions proved tougher
And meaner and rougher
And the All blacks Slunk off amidst boos!
Martin Cahill
A geezer named Donald Trump,
Gave most of the world the hump
When he said to them all
I’ll build a big wall
And the brickies ill pay on the lump
Mick O’Brien
I once knew a dolphin called Jim
Who went and forgot how to swim.
He quite nearly drowned,
Jumped up on the ground,
And prayed ’til he sprouted a limb.
Darren Hughes
An eager young beaver named Leo
Was Enda’s pretend Alter Ego
Til one day with a shout
He cried, “please let me out!”
And now he’s Fine Gael’s Padre Pio
Frances Browner
There is a wonderful place in the west
A City which is the very best
The People, the Places and all the smiling faces
A step above all the rest.
Lucy Gibbons
Some of the entries to the Limerick competition for the 4th annual Bring Your Limericks to Limerick festival hosted by the Limerick Writer’s Centre this August.
The competition has a a grand prize of €500 for the best Limerick.
Enter you ‘rick here.
Bring Your Limericks To Limerick
Earlier: A Limerick A Day
The General’s one is not very good. Totes obvs not a rugger bugger
generally try to be positive but every one of those is beyond sh1te
jesus h. christ on a stick
it’s a contest for new limericks
whoe’er can compose ’em
can win some big wampum
which comes in the form of a brick.