17 thoughts on “De Friday Papers

    1. badder@memes

      You’ve had too many McGuinness’.
      Move towards the exit.

      I’ll see you around the back in a minute.

    2. badder@memes

      Hang on Daisychain See-Saw.
      You’re not a female, are you?
      I smell aftershave.
      It’s the same aftershave as mine.

      It’s probably just me… but eh…

  1. badder@memes

    One day, a man in white robes came.
    He told me to shut up, like a gentleman*.

    I’m on the wrong thread again, amn’t I?
    First/Last?Next (First, Last, Next.)

    *HE is the gentleman.
    I love that guy.

    Has he got any sisters who aren’t as posh as him?
    – Not necessarily ‘blood’ relatives, just sisters.

    1. badder@memes

      Commenting on BS about BOTV is soooo radical….
      Radical, but in a non-conformist way, without being too ”radical”.
      Like DUH

      Sorry.
      I spelt nonconfrontional wrongly.
      And ‘hysterical’, but that was funny.

      I was going to say ‘stick it up your ass’ but that would start the whole debate about whether I’d pleasure a fat bloke like you or not. That’s for another day.
      I’m writing this in an American accent. Not like Elvis. I’m not stupid

  2. badderest@memes

    I’m so far off me trolly that I don’t which direction the car-park is in.

    Call me a waker if you like that sort of thing, my friend,… I mean wanker. Sorry.

    I just close my good eye and think of you. It works.
    Then I open my good eye an…

    I’m gonna close BOTH of my eyes.
    If I’m not back within 20 minutes I’m probably asleep.

    Where are all the suckers when you need one?
    They’re all great at opening their mouths, admittedly, I’ll grant them that, but lingual dexterity is not something that can be thrust upon you, willy nilly, when you have your mouth full already, and did I mention my fetish for cotton knickers? (Pastel colours only. Thanks
    …But I’ll settle for telepathic if I have to, but only if you’ve worn them for two days and they were originally pink.
    Footnote for my fellow Pedants… I’m going to close those brackets now.)

    (Then I migh

    1. mildred st. meadowlark

      Them kids are ferocious creatures. Kill ye as soon as look at ye with them beguiling eyes.

  3. Catherinecostelloe

    I wish the Coroner on the tragic death of 6 year old Tristan , asked the HSE publicly was the staff member disciplined ……the one that falsified records after finding the little boy dead and putting the blame on his loving mother? Shame on you for doing that! Rest in Peace little man.

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