While some of you were sleeping and the rest of you are stupid, guess what I did that was superficial and stupendous?
No. You’re wrong…
I blew kisses to a bunch of girls who were upstairs on an open-decked tourist bus on Dame Street. Then I did a little dance, and I think I did a twirl or two. I wasn’t counting.
Half of those girls are probably pregnant now. Whatever…
The thing is. I don’t even get paid for this, and it’s worth a million euros more than any advertisement.
Seriously like, I don’t get paid for this…
…but I know who those French ladies will be remembering before they fall asleep tonight.
Is he talking about The Fall? The last album I heard of theirs was The Frenz Experiment back in the late 1980s. My older brother had a half dozen or so of their albums. Was vaguely aware they still existed but have paid no attention since then.
Kenny U-Vox Plank
He’ll design the border just fine as soon as he realizes the Construction Industry Federation and builders can make a fortune out of it.
The Daily Star is now the only reason I post on De Papers.
Hoping the daily star gives us a free porno vid of that on sunday
What a beautiful front page
200 baby giant spiders
Imagine the web
It would be massive, a world-wide-web at least!
Are they hatched from the eggs that are laid on long hair?
I think there’s one free with every copy of The Star.
While some of you were sleeping and the rest of you are stupid, guess what I did that was superficial and stupendous?
No. You’re wrong…
I blew kisses to a bunch of girls who were upstairs on an open-decked tourist bus on Dame Street. Then I did a little dance, and I think I did a twirl or two. I wasn’t counting.
Half of those girls are probably pregnant now. Whatever…
The thing is. I don’t even get paid for this, and it’s worth a million euros more than any advertisement.
Seriously like, I don’t get paid for this…
…but I know who those French ladies will be remembering before they fall asleep tonight.
Being sexy is a curse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgkvqwO0UJ4
Did I mention a new album by the only band that matters?
I can’t remember their name. It begins with a capital F.
Nine out of ten.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsbG8hmmj9Y
Twelve out of seven.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p9yC_sq1kY
Ah now just stop Memes.
I’ll check out The Fall on YouTube
Ferocious Leo the lion bullying the Tories, fear not folks we’re in safe hands, ignore the foppish wrists..
I’m sorry.
I love that band so much.
I can’t stop.
I wish I could remember their name.
Just realised the Liverpool and Dublin matches are possibly going to clash next week….
What?
The Clash have reformed?
Stop messin’…
A poor effort even by your dismal standards.
Thanks.
I was beginning to think you didn’t care.
Will you settle for a mixture of pity and contempt?
I have low standards.
Go on, do your best. It might work.
like being forced to choose between Millie and Mrs Blenkinsop
Oh, East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet.
We’re actually very good friends, and we meet every Tuesday for coffee to compare notes
I just imagined you holding up a 10 scorecard with a Bruno Tonioli flourish
Why is this idiot not moderated?
I’m going to not come back, ever, starting from now.
Not you Barkie… the other fella…
The one with a big winky.
That didn’t last long
You’ll be missed….what was your name again?
I agree.
Is he talking about The Fall? The last album I heard of theirs was The Frenz Experiment back in the late 1980s. My older brother had a half dozen or so of their albums. Was vaguely aware they still existed but have paid no attention since then.
He’ll design the border just fine as soon as he realizes the Construction Industry Federation and builders can make a fortune out of it.