40 thoughts on “Divisible

  1. GiggidyGoo

    A 12″ roll, covered end-to-end with brown said, three fried eggs, 6 sausages, 14 slices of black pudding, 10 hash browns. Oops, I used a prime number for the eggs. Four eggs then.
    Cut the fat off the rashers though.

    1. mildred st. meadowlark

      And then proceed straight to the cardio department of your nearest hospital…

      1. bertie blenkinsop

        I went to my local cardio department, they said
        “why are you here, everyone knows Mildred has your heart…”

          1. mildred st. meadowlark

            In fairness, he knows I’m a delicate flower, who requires constant care and attention.

  2. Chucky R. Law

    If it drives you nuts Simon then don’t buy them. It’s written on the pack.
    And learn how to take a photo!

  3. Goosey Lucy

    Odd numbers are do the cook gets the extra rasher they deserve!!
    If you’re scoffin a pack of rashers to yourself on the regular, you should prob book an appointment with a cardiologist

  4. Frilly Keane

    What a moany oul’ boo boo

    Buy two packages of rashers
    Then you’ll have an even number

  5. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Lidl
    Bacon medallions.
    Totally fat free.
    You’re welcome, but leave some for me.

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      PS.
      They close in 10 minutes.

      (Bacon Medallions are exactly what they sound like. Just the fat-free roundy bits.)

        1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

          …They close in 10 minutes….
          – If you didn’t get your rashers it’s your own fault. Let me explain…
          – No matter where you live there’s a Lidl less than 8 minutes away. It’s your own fault.

          1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            FAULT sounds like (The) Fall.
            I.ve been listening to their newest album all weekend. I feel like I could punch a building and it would collapse, but I’m not stupid so I haven’t tried it out … Yet…

            I won’t post any of it because it had a very ‘muddy’ sound and you lot wouldn’t get it.
            If you like Pop, click my name. You aren’t ready for the sound of a competent band, beleaguered by a drunken genius as their leader.

            I miss Elena, but Mark knows better than me.

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        You AREN’T FUNNY.
        I’m sure Mildred would agree, but I don’t know for sure. It would be wrong to wake her up.

        1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

          *business.
          **guissness
          ***(unless you are a cameraman….
          **** It would be cool if you stopped making me hit you.

        2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

          Your Ma probably doesn’t let you get drunk, but you’re still pathetic.
          – That;s why I love you.

  6. Nick

    Simon is such crazy guy! ‘whats the serving suggestion for a pack of 5 rashers?’ You couldnt make it up could ya!! Hes like an Irish Seinfeld he is.

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