61 thoughts on “De Tuesday Papers”

    1. mildred st. meadowlark

      I quite love his weather report. I’ll have a whack at it shall I?

      Dry and bright it’s meant to be,
      and if there are showers (no surprise) don’t let them bring down your day. And that’s all from me. My nightly cup of tea calls to me.

      1. Frilly Keane

        Thanks for throwing that up Blue
        I’d no idea about the man really
        Now I do
        Thanks again

        RIP Sam

      1. Rosemary@TheFall.co.uk

        Funny coincidence, if you like…
        …back in the very late 70’s or very early 80s I bought a cassette tape in a red plastic bag because it had a track by Cabaret Voltaire on it. (Other nonsense by Duritti Column, etc… Rubbish mostly.)

        The last track on side 2 was called ‘Un entretien avec Jeanne Moreau‘ and it was just her talking in French, with ‘Trois Gymnopedies’ by Satie playing in the background.
        I fell in love with France, there and then, so I rode a few of their women and always lied about my real name.

        FFS, it was the very late 70’s or very early 80s.
        We had different standards back then, and so did they…

        1. Rosemary@TheFLICK

          You can’t judge me. I judge me.
          I swear, there were so many coming at me I didn’t know know whether to dick or dive for cover. I’m in that darn TV show now, the one with that Daisy Dukes an’ dem Duke boys, whatever you call dem. Dat is one sweet piece o’ pie, I swear to God.
          but I’m getting distractin’.
          this is sherrif rosc

          This is a normal, ordinary guy… travellin’ thru a town, mindin’ ma own business ‘n’ all that… Looking for avventure ‘n’ stuff.

          You can’t say FLICK on Broadsheet.

  3. The Milky Bar Man

    Is nobody else gEVERYTHINGIShe ”Scaromooch, scaromooch, F yerself and-den-go” joke¿

    Do I have to do EVERYTHING?
    @$if being a moderator of 17 and a half sins on my mortal soul, I swear to mary, on the hole…

    …hang on… its starting to kick in now…

  4. regular reader

    Has anyone else noticed the picture of a dog beside the logo? Up there at the top, on the right hand side.
    -he’s wearing a hat!.

    Its like a dog is wearing a hat in real-life. That would be funny.
    It’s a little bit like that, kind of…

    Okay.
    Sorry I mentioned it.

  5. :-Joe

    Tony the fuppin war criminal Blair….

    A colossal scumbag traitor of humanity amd the most deserving of a long permanant prison sentence after henry kissinger and george bush sr / jr..

    The face of a bad idea and start to the day…

    :-J

  6. My big sister

    Hiya.
    My name is The Fall. Rosemary.
    They are a band from WexSFXord Wexford Sligo, and thet’re funnier than them lads who lost one of their jumpers in Galway or something. I can’t remember why I stole it, but I digress…

    I just wanted to say that The Fall are not hilarious, because they ARE and you DON’T deserve them.

    My big sister says there’s a song called…
    It’s on a new album or something.
    It’s called ‘9 out of 10’, and…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsbG8hmmj9Y&list=LL8ePxJR2Rd9UkdkMrOB6eCw&index=1

    FFS, she’s only 15…. She should stay quiet until she can upload to YouTube illegally.
    – What is it, 18yrs old now?

    It’s very funny.
    The song.

    1. bad@wan king.

      I don’t go all ‘full-screen @1080′ or any of that stuff.
      I only paused it once.

      It took me 25 minutes to watch it because I was makin’ a cuppa tea, innit Bro?

  8. Kenny U-Vox Plank

    Quite staggering how the Irish Times is going out to bat for Kevin Myers innit? But then they would – plus they must inject their own de rigeur trope.

    Patsy McGarry, Fintan O’Toole summarized – he has having a a bad day, but forget about the Jews, it’s about women, people who fought at the Somme, and the IRA. So that’s OK then.

    Shambles. Two words: David Irving.

        1. :-Joe

          Is there two nigels, does nigel have a doppelganger or is it the original nigel having an episode…?

          So many questions remain unanswered…

          :-J

          2. bad@me

            I didn’t read the rest of the comments.
            I retract my earlier submission.

            Only 90% of us are Nigel.

      2. Clampers Outside

        That first comment.
        Thanks, a classic display of stupid made up nonsense from a numpty who is still being duped into showing support for that regressive march.

        You keep supporting that Linda Sasour and Sharia.
        I don’t need say anything, your comments say enough Nigel.

      3. Clampers Outside

        No pet, its you that doesn’t understand when you voiced support for religous head coverings, a symbol of oppression.

        You have shown that you support the US women’s march and it’s pro-Sharia stance so you cannot claim to support this anti-Sharia dress codes march can you, that would make no sense Nigel.

          2. mildred st. meadowlark

            I see you’re in fine form today clamps.

            Think I’ll be avoiding this thread today. I already have a headache.

          5. Nigel

            Poor Clampers needs smiley faces to cue him in to mockery but also uses my favourite word to mock people with mental disabilities as an insult. It’s all fun and games in the comment section but that’s despicable.

            (Psst Clamps it’s not really my favourite word at all you mediocre literalist.)

        2. Lord Snowflakee

          You boys are up early

          Xmas day and other family occasions must be magical round yours

        1. Nigel

          Incoherence. Ah. I do enjoy watching Clampers’ intellectual meltdown when challenged. But in small doses. Bye!

    2. classter

      Clampers, what are you on about here?

      It is heartening to see the march is Istanbul as the city’s long-term secular freedoms are under attack.

      It was also heartening to see the reaction to the backwardness and ugliness of Trump.

      In no way is it even mildly contradictory to support a woman’s right to choose what she wears and simultaneously support another woman’s right not to be discriminated against because of the religion she adheres to.

          1. I'm "alright" Jack. Mad Jack is on annual leave.

            It’s absolutely rubbish. Are you off your head? One of them admires Fidel Castro? OMFG
            Snowflake alert.

  11. Murtles

    ♫ Scaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do the fandango?♫

    Bring back Toby Zeigler for White House Communications Director (and Jed Barlett).

  12. Nancy

    Do any of you lovely people know who won the Gourmet Burger Makeover competition from 20th July? I must have missed the results.

  13. Papi

    I love that badatmemes has run through this thread like a sugarhigh child and no-one even comments.

    1. I'm "alright" Jack. Mad Jack is on annual leave.

      No one cares about the village idiot until he craps in the middle of a shop doorway or pees himself so bad the stench is unbearable and someone gives him a new pair of jeans until the next time it happens

    1. Nancy

      I’ve forgotten my other email pasword so had to get a new email address, that’ll teach me to write things down. Losing the few faculties I had, now where are those brain training fish oil capsules…

      1. Nancy

        Sorry Papi, I thought you were complaining. I love that commenters are free as a bird on here too, apart from swearing.

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