To whom it concerns…
After last week’s abrupt cancellation, Broadsheet on the Telly returns at 10.45 tonight.
Join a panel of your peers and the occasional pet as they chew over the subjects of the week.
Tonight’s topics will include Kevin Myers, finding a room in Dublin, RTÉ pay, Direct Provision and OTHER matters.
All welcome.
Previously: Broadsheet on the Telly on broadsheet
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Top Tip for all the Ladies, Lurkers and Lovers of Live Chat…
Live Chat begins long before BOTV starts.
Top Tip for anyone else…
Live Chat is great craic.
see you then Batty
and behave yourself tonight
Read my name.
Tonight Matthew, I’m going to be myself
Are we in competition now?
Mostly with Celebrity Big Brother.
Ah Bertie!
Just when VinB exits
@ de main Man, mi gud frend, MISTER Johnny K.
I love you but you haven’t seen the Live Chat yourself.
– don’t start thinking you could hold hold out in a competition.
Live Chat would wipe the floor with you.
Here, Bodger, I know you know already but I’m just trying to get more viewers.
No charge.
Respect my subservience to your authority.
When he starts using big words, that’s when you KNOW he’s drunk.
Trust me, I have to live with him.
I like it when you bring your other personalities out to play.
A drunk
My best fights are with mself.
Not only do I understand stuff, I always win… kind of…
Paul Laver seems new.
I bet he’s not just someone old using a new a new name.
No, seriously…
○○○ hiccups ○○°
* I don’t know how to do asterisks.
** I forgot to change my avatar again.
*** This is Broadsheet. Live Chat is different.
Moderation DOES have benefits…
If you can preempt what some idiot is going to say you can make them seem foolish.
– Im the best at that, with a 3% hit ratio, but it’s not something you can brag about, except here.
so anyway…
Has anyone else noticed this is the same as the usual?
Are YOU one of memes’ many personalities?
There’s a theory going around that we are all one.
Are you?
Definitely.
Memes will also tell you that I’m a man. Make what you will of that.
This disturbs your Sheik. The fragrant Millie, a burly chap?!? Say it ain’t so……:-(
Rest assured, my dear Sheik, I am, and ever will be, a lady.
In for memes in for memes they’ve all got it in for memes me informants say
Anne another thing, this Paul Laver is not a good disguise.
Be my Auntie, I will be your virus
Safety Off, just like Cyrus
Limericks are hard to make
Make no mistake.
I’m serious.
– Ricky, grade 9
( I swear, if THIS get’s blocked, omitted, deleted bybthe deluded or if you think I might be drunk, drink again.)
My HTLM is superb flops superbly flous superfluous,
excellent.
Excellent
Makes you wonder, eh…
You cannot legislate against wrongful encouragment.*
Freedom to say ‘fupp this Poo’ is your fupping MANTA.
Get a grip, BS.
Please, let us say FUPP.
My kids say FUPP when we meet…
Anything, or most of what follows I wrote DURING BOTV..
please read it chronologically and whatever.
it isn’t over yet. I’m writing this during a boring bit.
Eh, BS, YOUR DESIGNATED BROADCASTING TIME IS WRONGSorry, I mean YouTube is still saying that you start at 11:45…
Don’t mind me.
I know nothing about how you mess these things up.
You’re doing it again, aren’t you?
So it’s starting at 11.45pm then.
its live
Ah yeah, they can’t see me through the tv now.?
I don’t know how to get the best out of my devices.
I can’t do what I suggested you ought to be doing.
Have they figured out how to switch off Live Chat or am I drunk?
It looks like it!
I’m going to post like nobody is looking, as if I was on Live Chat.
Well that was a bit of crack… until my sound cut out. It’s like being in the pub but not being able to join in the chat.
watch it on playback sur
Will do. Hope you’re channelling Miriam O’Callaghan there Frilly and planning on making your telly debut soon.
Frilly..
I thought you were my champion.
What about the Live Chat?
I’m dumping you.
My new girlfriend is called Vanessa.
JK is so right about the LLS.
That new girl, whatever he name is…
She’s good too
Vanessa.
Not the other ones. The ones with more words than meaning. Vocabulary, and barely even that….
Shut up… JK is back…
No, hang on… It’s Neil again…
‘I’m dominating’
Vanessa, dominate ME.
Go Johnny Go!!!
Irish people are much more popular overseas than they ever will be at home. FRTÉ
Fair play to JR for coming out of his shell and speaking a bit more tonight.
Keep it up.
This is your best episode ever.
Swear to fupp!
RTubby got his foot in the RTÉ door as a tea-boy.
True fact!
Johnny rocks
Will Yiz ever shut up about how much money it generates?
That isn’t relevant
Neil is great.
he’s a bit like those improv artists who host major shows on American Cable TV.
Don’t just take MY word for it, watch the episode.
I’m going to watch it again, and cut out the bits without Johnny K in them, and add what’s left of
it to my ‘album’ called ‘JKRamblings’.
Then I might ‘something, something, something…’ in my Vanessa folder…
I don’t know about JR though…
I reckon he’d like it.
I’m not saying Im ruling out a relationship with any other member of the panel, I’m just sayin’ that sayin’ ‘Ha ha’ is NOT the same as as having a laugh.
Lighten up, follow JR’s lead.
Smile. You’re beautiful.
We love you.
(You might get lucky…)
What I really mean is ‘Thank you’, to EVERYONE on the panel.
Thank you.
You should’ve changed your name to badatsincerity
I know.
I wondered (not for a long time) what do silly people do. It appears this!
You’re silly too. (Smiley face)
…or whatever…
Still friends♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡?
This is aRT.
You learn a lot, in moderation.
I learned something tonight.
Ill never tell anyone.
Take me out of moderation, please.
ill be good, or better.
I know who you are now.
I have the third piece of the jigsaw, and a fourth piece that doesn’t really fit…
Stop messing.
You know I know.
I watched it twice.
I can’t decide which one was best.
You’ll have to watch it twice yourself and decide.
Isn’t saying I watched it twice a first?
Nobody ever said that before?
Punctuation is an anagram of punctuation.
But a joke is a joke.