48 thoughts on “De Monday Papers

  1. Shayna

    I know some-one who won’t be overly happy at the result at GAA HQ today. Also, Kirsty Gallagher (Gallacher) done for a DUI whilst picking up her kids – Yikes! To be fair, I know her. I autocued her at SkySportsNews back in the day. She is absolutely tiny, a half a glass of wine would have put her over the limit.

  2. badatmemes

    Vybz Kartel ‘Do Di Maths’

    Scientific, sexy, seductive and selacious.
    And banging…

    I’d post a link, but I cant be bothered.

      1. badatmemes

        Its a fillum.The name of it is ‘Baby Driver’.

        I SWEAR… It’s better than your favourite film.
        STUN yourself
        Ýou’re welcome

        1. mildred st. meadowlark

          I’ll bite.

          It’s absolutely brilliant. From the opening sequence to the last standoff. I’ll be watching it again. And again.

          And will probably buy the dvd.

  3. badatmemes

    Seriously though… I know the boys hate me and thats okay..
    boys arestupid. I should know
    my problem is withe the love I get from all the single Ladies.

    One of us is mad sexy.
    one of us is stupid.

    its complicated.

  4. badatmemes

    Admit it…
    You’re the boss of all the clowns. The ‘king’…

    I found a four-yr old who knows how to to take someone OUT of moderation.
    She’s too young to understand what money is but she’s smarter than you, apparently.

    Obviously…

  5. badatmemes

    Seriously… THEY moderate ME.

    The 2-yr olds have taken over the kindergarten, but I can rock that boat.
    I can have fun.

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      I can be extremely nice.

      I am bad.
      Read my fuppin’ name again. What do the last three letters say, upside-down?

      That’s right.

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        * upside-down and backwards. Sorry..

        My HTLM let me down. If anyone knows how to underline words, tell me how to do it. I know all the other stuff.

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        Stupid Scream-checker.
        It keeps changing the words I’m not locking at.

        Make ALL your Mondays Happy, and you Grapes BLACK.
        Scream Primally.
        Buy stuff by The Fall.

  6. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    [DISCLAIMER]
    I HAVE TOO MANY FRIENDS ALREADY. IF I NEED ANOTHER ONE I WOULDN’T START HERE. i WOULDN’T EVEN DRIVE BY. yOU AREN’T WORTH THE BULLETS.
    Why am I shouting?
    I didn’t even realise I was shouting.

    YOU do this to me.
    YOU make me like this.

    YOU in PA?RTICULA
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh-OiegK3tg

  7. DavidT

    Dear Mr Halligan

    I’d love to struggle on €80K, please please let me take that burden on me shoulders.

  8. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    I’m talking about Nadia Rose.
    I’m talking about Eva Lazarus.

    I have a weakness for Sean-A-Paaul.too…
    ..biddy-boddydiddy–bo0m bye-bye…
    …Bomb-Bomb, da diddly boom bye-bye, High?

    I think he’s cool.

  9. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    The first time my son asked me to buy a CD Single he was five yrs old.
    The song was called ‘It wasn’t me.:

    Curl up and die.

      1. Sue

        In fact, for the sake of his classmates (and teachers), it’s better that he lets off as much steam as possible before the new term begins. We would be encouraging him to let it all out.

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