A Limerick A Day

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Conor McGregor (left) and Floyd Mayweather

Some reckon McGregor’s next fight
Will be this year’s unique sporting sight
But the pubs down in Oz
Won’t show it because
Drunken Irish may ruin the night.

John Moynes

Pics: PA

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20 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Rob_G

    A pub in Australia full of drunken UFC fans is exactly what I imagine the 7th circle of hell must be like.

    1. Charlie

      A pub in Dublin full of UFC scrotes would be a lot worse.
      McGregor will never get an easier chance to defeat an aged has-been boxer way past his best. Should Mayweather beat him, it will surely be utter humiliation for the mouth. We live in hope.

      1. dav

        Mayweather has set up camp in the strip club he owns in Las vegas. I have an awful suspicion he’ll take a dive and set up a bigger payday in the rematch.

        1. Tomorrow never comes

          who cares? Is this kind of coch fight not against your socialist “principles” or are you the scrote with an online dictionary that we’ve always suspected ?

  2. Harry Molloy

    I was in a casino in Perth when Ireland won the grandslam. The place was destroyed, people literally throwing their glass in the air to celebrate, jumping on tables until they collapsed.

    No more Irish sporting events ever to be shown there. Young Irish lads often loose their manners and don’t know how to behave when in large drunken groups.

    1. On The Buses

      In Fairness, that is just the ones that go to Australia. I saw many big Irish sports events in Vancouver in bars packed with Irish people. Not a dropeen of trouble.

      1. Harry Molloy

        I’d believe that. I don’t know what it is about Australia, some people seem to go to go a bit mad for a while

  3. Tomorrow never comes

    Ad men run the sports world of prize fighting and they’ve done an absolutely awesome job getting all the half witted scrotes young and old the length and breadth of this country to take an interest in this pssing contest

      1. Nigel

        Look I’m just following along until Katie Taylor shows up on her dragon and roasts them both to a feckin’ Sunday dinner.

        1. missred

          I’d love to see her float in and give them a good hiding. Give Mayweather a few good revenge wallops from a lady and show McGregor you don’t have to talk out of your hoop to make a good boxing match. Also to shush him

          1. MoyestWithExcitement

            “you don’t have to talk out of your hoop to make a good boxing match.”

            Yes, that’s right. I believe her next purse is going to dwarf the $100 million McGregor’s going to get for his fight with Floyd as well because she is definitely more well known and popular as McGregor is on account of her being nice and polite and quiet as all working class scrotes should be.

  4. Charlie

    “She is definitely more well known”. Ah here, you gotta be jokin. McGregor is in a different league in terms of knowability. As much as I have great respect for her, she just didn’t have the draw that the tool has.

  5. :-Joe

    49 – *

    Mystic Mcregor KO’s Mayweather Inside 6 Rounds 7/1 Odds… (or betwen 2-4 if he don’t run and hide for a change.11/1 Odds)

    He then becomes too big for planet earth and simple combat with human life and goes off into space in search of interstellar battles with extra terrestrials… then eventually comes back to beat Khabib and Nate in a 1 v 2 tag team bout on the moon.

    Happy Days…..

    :-J

    1. Charlie

      Mayweather beats the livin hell out of McGregor and renders him mute for a month or two. Happy days! :-)

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