What’s outraging you this Monday morning, Derek? C’mon, let it out.
Salmon of Nollaig
Half size journalism, too.
Jonjo
What am I looking at here? Is there something wrong with the ad?
Get many retweets Derek? Receive an apology the Irish Times yet?
dylad
It is a bit post-literate.
A snowflake's chance in hell
That looks brilliant where do I sign up?
Paps
What?
Daisy Chainsaw
Hey women! Continue to hate your bodies as you age. Give us all your money to make you look like a surprised freak in a wind tunnel.
ceo
That’s not the full ad. At the bottom of the page was a picture of 3 women’s bellies – before, mid and after some cosmetic treatment. My wife was fuming as she said she’d gladly, 3 kids later, take any of those bellies. I was inclined to agree. The ad was basically saying a pretty slim and toned mid-riff was just not good enough so you better get one of those “coolsculpting” session and make yourself look like Barbie.
The irony that Jennifer O’Connell’s article on page 3 was about women’s online obsessions with other women’s bodies was clearly lost on someone.
Owen
(when the lads said ‘read page 3’, they didn’t mean the Times) – sorry, the low hanging fruit of a joke was unavoidable.
ceo
Yeah… left that one wide open for you :)
Papi
The “Fear no mirror” phrase is also pretty Tolkienesque….
essexhian
Join or “John Us”……………….
Gay Tea Shop
Relaxed fit news for relaxed fit readers.
Nigel
It’s like an advert for the benefits of having a nice debilitating eating disorder.
Papi
Apparently you can buy tapeworms now that have been grown in Russian prisoners. Now for ya.
Spaghetti Hoop
We’ve had the flesh-eating fish pedicures, so this has to be next.
Topsy
Papi. That good.
Nigel
Plathyelminthes! Thank you Intercert biology teacher!
TheOtherGuy
Newspaper that relies on advertising revenue prints ad. Shocker.
Why?
What’s outraging you this Monday morning, Derek? C’mon, let it out.
Half size journalism, too.
What am I looking at here? Is there something wrong with the ad?
Get many retweets Derek? Receive an apology the Irish Times yet?
It is a bit post-literate.
That looks brilliant where do I sign up?
What?
Hey women! Continue to hate your bodies as you age. Give us all your money to make you look like a surprised freak in a wind tunnel.
That’s not the full ad. At the bottom of the page was a picture of 3 women’s bellies – before, mid and after some cosmetic treatment. My wife was fuming as she said she’d gladly, 3 kids later, take any of those bellies. I was inclined to agree. The ad was basically saying a pretty slim and toned mid-riff was just not good enough so you better get one of those “coolsculpting” session and make yourself look like Barbie.
The irony that Jennifer O’Connell’s article on page 3 was about women’s online obsessions with other women’s bodies was clearly lost on someone.
(when the lads said ‘read page 3’, they didn’t mean the Times) – sorry, the low hanging fruit of a joke was unavoidable.
Yeah… left that one wide open for you :)
The “Fear no mirror” phrase is also pretty Tolkienesque….
Join or “John Us”……………….
Relaxed fit news for relaxed fit readers.
It’s like an advert for the benefits of having a nice debilitating eating disorder.
Apparently you can buy tapeworms now that have been grown in Russian prisoners. Now for ya.
We’ve had the flesh-eating fish pedicures, so this has to be next.
Papi. That good.
Plathyelminthes! Thank you Intercert biology teacher!
Newspaper that relies on advertising revenue prints ad. Shocker.
+1
Derek doesn’t realise.. .. .. beggars can’t be choosers, silly.