Broadsheet on The Telly TONIGHT (11pm)

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You are invited…

To join a panel of real people not pundits devour the news of the week with fearless late night honesty and some swear words.

Broadsheet on the Telly returns at 11pm TONIGHT streaming LIVE above and on our YouTube channel.

Matters under deliberation may include the guards, Europe and George Hook.

Pets welcome.

Previously: Broadsheet on the Telly on Broadsheet

73 thoughts on “Broadsheet on The Telly TONIGHT (11pm)

          1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            Hey Janet? Je voudrais un quatre vingt dix neuf avec des cents et milles, s’il te plait.
            Voila une bonne fille. *slaps arse*

          2. Janet, I ate my avatar

            quand tu veut mon coco
            What lady doesn’t love an arse slap to confirm she’s still got it ??

          1. Brother Barnabas

            I’ll just squeeze myself in there between the two of you if you don’t mind, thanks very much

          2. mildred st. meadowlark

            It’s all about the free love Frill.

            Join our polyamourous (is that a word? it is now) hexagon of liberal love.

          3. badatmemes

            I picked the wrong Thursday to think it was still Wednesday..
            It sounds like it was kinda steamy in the pit last night…

            What happened?
            Who got off with who this week?

          4. badatmemes

            Big Up De Brother, fe real!
            Keeping the fyah burnin’
            Babylon an’ t’ing.
            So bong, bong diddley, diddley diddley bong, I say…

            Big up de Brother.

            He’s a good guy.

          5. Janet, I ate my avatar

            note to self
            don’t get baked and then try type English at midnight in the pit
            Frilly is very patient

    1. badatmemes

      Im never going to watch it until there’s someone REALLY clever like you on it.
      Teenagers know a lot of stuff and other things.

      Have you ever considered…
      …it doesn’t matter.

      1. badatmemes

        The more I think about it, it’s probably for the best that we keep our desires ambiguous, our abilities undercover and our desires to ourselves.

        Roald Dahl, the famous magician, he had one ‘Magic Finger’.
        – just sayin’…

        1. badatmemes

          *change one of me ‘desires’ to ‘ambitions’.
          I’m losing me grip.

          Hurry!
          I’m losing me grip.

  1. badatmemes

    Hang on a minute…?
    YESTERDAY was Thursday?

    Slow down, please…
    Yiz keep changing the length of the weeks and think we can keep up. It isn’t working.

    Now I have to watch it on repeat..
    Shouting out ‘Gwan the Johnny’ doesn’t have the same ‘thing’ when it isn’t isn’t. Live. It just sounds stupid, but I digress…

    Stop changing the days!

    1. badatmemes

      I’m going to watch it when I’m sober..
      I might be drunk but I’m not stupid.

      The moderation crew can have that last line as a motto.
      They could get t-shirts /badges / jackets, etc..
      They can donate my royalties to a good cause.

      It would be funny because everyone knows they aren’t drunk.
      That would be stupid. They don’t even drink.

  2. bad@memes

    I watched it.
    10 / 10 for every contestant, as always.
    5 / 10 for content.
    7 / 10 for delivery
    1 / 10 for letting Johnny K speak more than anybody else. What is wrong with you?

    I’ve a good mind to go on it meself next week, sober, (Hiya Vanessa), just fer the craic like.
    Don’t encourage me. Careful what you wish for. No. I’m serious this time etc.
    Okay, be like that…

    1. bad@memes

      …but seriously…
      I wouldn’t mind expanding the panel next Thursday.
      I was thinking of pretending I was someone else. Then I remembered, that won’t work.

      So anyway, if you say I should do it, that counts as ONE point.
      If you say I shouldn’t do it, that counts as TWO points.
      If I can reach Three points I’ll get in touch with the boss.

      See You Next Thursday.

      My name is sǝɯǝɯ@pɐq and I approve this message.

      1. bad@memes

        PS.
        If this message doesn’t get past Moderation, that’s Five points.

        My name is sǝɯǝɯ@pɐq and I approve this message aswell.

  3. Annie

    Really enjoy & look forward to this every week!

    My only criticism is… could the people that aren’t speaking mute themselves. It will make the sound clearer + it will stop that very annoying flitting of profile screens when someone is not speaking. Please give it a try for next time

    1. bad@memes

      That’s a fair point.
      I agree wholeheartedly, but I think it would take away a bit of the charm, and maybe the authenticity.
      I like it like this

      I could be wrong…but I always understood BOTV to be an open platform with a flexible structure. Everyone is invited.
      A lazy mans’ way to read between the lines, and an occasional glimpse outside your own bubble every now and again I could be wrong.
      .
      I was only messing… I’m not wrong. I was right…
      … It is all that and more.
      – And you don’t get this stuff anywhere else.
      That’s where it’s true beauty lies.

      Production values might be lacking, but let’s not go down that road.
      Yet*

      *FIX THE ANDROID APP FIRST

      1. bad@memes

        @ Broadsheet
        I’m not sending in a CV. You can go and get stuffed.
        The best I can do is promise to behave meself.
        I can behave meself.
        I promise you I am a gentleman. Just ask.

        Take it or leave it.
        Thursday, yeah?

        Grand.
        I’ll be sleeping most of the time until Wednesday, so anytime after that would be cool. I want to be properly prepared, y’know?

        Oh yeah, I know this is not the proper channel to do this through. I just thought it would be funnier. And sure you know me by now.
        See you next Wednesday night, or e-mail me or something.

        I’m not messing.
        (If you say ‘NO’, that’s Ten points.)

        1. bad@memes

          PS.
          Monday is a good day to call me, skype me, or whatever. You know how already from the last time. Stop messing.
          I’m really not messing.

          1. Brother Barnabas

            memes,
            I have an idea/suggestion.
            How about you set up one of those charity/fund thing pages. And choose whatever cause you like. And set a target. If we hit it with donations, you go on. If we don’t, charity still gets whatever.

          2. Brother Barnabas

            Ah no, lads, not again – honestly, I haven’t the spirit to be back in moderation. Take me out or I swear I’m off. It’s too boring. And I haven’t done anything anyway – there’s Tony running amok with dootly-dootle and he’s ok?
            Please. Out. Now.

          3. bad@memes

            Brother, here’s an idea…
            How about I go on under the same conditions as anyone else?
            It sounds reasonable to me.
            Am I missing something?

          4. Brother Barnabas

            Eminently reasonable.

            But if there’s an opportunity to make a few quid for Johnny’s mate, I’d say take it

    2. Johnny Keenan

      Will do Annie. If I’m asked back. I always presume BS will have someone more interesting and informed than me. So I never take my place on the panel as a given.
      Memes sorry I hogged the mic. Wasn’t my intention

      1. bad@memes

        Johnny, what I meant was that you aren’t featured enough.
        Sorry for not making that clearer.
        You’d be the first one I’d miss if you weren’t there.
        Keep it up, but more.

    1. Frilly Keane

      sur there wasn’t any swearing anyway
      the F word was used by the non expert expert who doesn’t like experts ‘wan
      to explain an Over 18 Parental Guidence on a Fillum
      but an Over 12 marked fillum might have gun violence splattering throughout

      Americans
      love their guns
      not their F words
      F words are bad bad bad
      guns not so much

      I’m kinda sorry Broadsheet had to apologise for the F word
      sur twas only Paddies watching it anyway

      Christ Johnny Preposterous wouldn’t want to come into my house

      1. Janet, I ate my avatar

        and when they substitute it with freaking I want to batter them while loudly repeating the f word

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