Passengers leave a train bound for London this morning

In Britain a chap on a train
Stood up and began to explain
That sodomite ways
Can cause transport delays
And give travelers no end of pain.

John Moynes

Pic: Get Surrey

17 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Birdie

    Terrific poetry skills as usual!

    That Old Testament malarkey is nothing but bad news… it needs a buzzfeed style rebrand.

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    1. Rob

      Links to the Daily Mail should come with a warning. Having clicked on that link I’ll probably get a load of Nazi themed ads appearing on every website I visit.

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    1. newsjustin

      But it’s not. Anyone reading aloud/talking to himself about death on a train would put the wind up anyone….especially in this day and age.

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  2. Pat Kenny's wife

    No even making jokes about them Christians is bullying now because “we” can’t make such jokes about Muslims

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  3. Joxer

    Imagine if it had been a lad reading verses from the Koran….i’d say the cops would have shaken his hand alright…. as they picked his cold bullet ridden body off the train floor

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