About Last Night

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Broadsheet on the Telly did not broadcast last night due to unforeseen circumstances.

We are very sorry to viewers and our guests (Vanessa Foran, Johnny Keenan, new father Neil Curran. Olga Cronin, Tony Groves and Derek Mooney).

‘Preposterous’, who produces the show, fell into a deep sleep earlier in the evening and was impossible to contact. While in no mitigation the recent workload on the site with the disclosures tribunal and whatnot has left all of us dramatically pooped.

‘Preposterous’ is extremely apologetic and painfully embarrassed and will make it up to everyone next week.

Again, very sorry.

Last night: Broadsheet on the Telly

31 thoughts on “About Last Night

      1. Amorphous Kerry Blob

        Hi John, I know it might be a touchy subject, but is it worth Broadsheet revisiting the death of Dara Quigley?
        I know (imo) a significant mistake was made (and backlash experienced) in the past with regard posting a link to the video on this site,
        but I think it would be a good thing to remind people (in writing) of the behaviour of Gardai etc. alleged in the links I have posted below. I had nearly forgotten the details of it, believe it or not. And it’s shocking!
        Or maybe it might stir up some negative reaction for yee because of that past mistake, I don’t know. What do ye think?

  1. dav

    I think you should put up a post about people who stream themselves playing computer games and then fall asleep.
    I saw 1 where the asleep guys mates who were playing with him, got loads of people in on the in game chat to make noise (violins, screeching etc…) to wake the player up…

  2. Jake38

    Nevermind.

    BTW love the photo of the lady on the Dating Beautiful Russians website you’re advertising.

    1. Tony

      Them google ads are different for everyone – based on your own search history. SCAAAARLET for yeh.

      How’s the hunt for a brideski going though?

      1. Amorphous Kerry Blob

        I don’t think it is based on search history. I’ve gotten the same ad. I currently have an ad for a Renault Megane and an ad for a combi drill. Haven’t been searching for any of those things.

        1. Tony

          Based on, not the same as. You’ve probably searched for stuff related to cars or hardware. Or googled how to get the battery from a Black and Decker out of your bottom.

          1. Amorphous Kerry Blob

            Would you necessarily have to google naughty sites or dating or russian babes to get the Russian dating thing to pop up as an ad?
            I wonder if there is some more innocuous thing you search for that triggers the russian babe ad. Something inoffensive that suggests male loneliness for example.

          2. wellness

            I have an ad for ” friendly psoriasis group . One-to -one conversations with people living with psoriasis”.

            I am neither flaky nor scaly nor crusty. I have skin like a baby’s bottom and have never googled anything “skin” related.

      2. Jake38

        Hmmm. I also have an ad for a house in Lucan, underwear, and insurance. I’ll search for Banoffi pudding and see what turns up.

  3. Liam Deliverance

    Either he was at the Dreamy Sleepy Nighty Snoozy Snooze or just working too hard, i’d guess the latter, benefit of the doubt and all that!

  4. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

    I saw Moose Allain retweeted something John Moynes said. Ooooooo! sez I. I love Moose.

  5. Janet, I ate my avatar

    and here was me feeling bad I passed out too early too
    Get some rest and be good to yourself John

  6. Frilly Keane

    if anything it suggests that the show is on too late

    pity
    why not run that agenda tonight while its still news

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