In vodka there is…
In vodka there is…
Wait!
Don’t put anything in my vodka, its fine as it is
Indeed and why not
Surely it should be “In wine, there is truth”?
In vino veritas
Gabby
In vino veritas
In too much booze intercourse
and baby conceived in alcohol.
So guys and gals
Study hard and get your exams.
Dysfunctional family life can come later.
brah
Fiver for a guinness in there.
Frilly Keane
In Wine there is possibly a bitta Sex
for afters
In Beer there is definitely Bloat
In Water there’s just loadsa wee-wee but Detox is good so
Mix your Wine with Water
In wine there is wisdom
In beer there is effervescence
In woman and song there is ectasy
In Wine there is wisdom
In Beer there is effervescence
In Ecstasy there is Methylenedioxymethamphetamine
in wine there is a sore head
in beer there is a fat belly
in men there is confusion
I’m off to sing in the shower of bacteria
Don’t let us confuse you, Janet. We’re not worth it.
In Wine there is wisdom
In Beer there is debauchery
Not all poems have to make sense
Toasted cheese sandwich
In vodka there is…
In vodka there is…
Wait!
Don’t put anything in my vodka, its fine as it is
Surely it should be “In wine, there is truth”?
In vino veritas
In vino veritas
In too much booze intercourse
and baby conceived in alcohol.
So guys and gals
Study hard and get your exams.
Dysfunctional family life can come later.
Fiver for a guinness in there.
In Wine there is possibly a bitta Sex
for afters
In Beer there is definitely Bloat
In Water there’s just loadsa wee-wee but Detox is good so
Mix your Wine with Water
WWX
I’m going ta’call it