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This afternoon

Stephen’s Green, Dublin 2.

Avian-fixated feeders take lunch to the birds in a veritable feeding frenzy at lunchtime.

Many critics of ‘flying rats’ say this only encourages the spreNOMNOMNOMNOM

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30 thoughts on “Delivercoo

  1. Murtles

    Insert outraged anecdote about not feeding birds, swans etc white bread cause they’ll exploding here.

        1. MoyestWithExcitement

          Ducks make everything better. Seriously, try and tell a story involving a duck and not feel amused. A story about a husband walking in on his wife sleeping with his brother, going nuts and murdering them before turning the gun on himself? Absolutely hilarious if all the players are ducks.

          1. scottser

            2 ducks in belfast crossing the road. one goes ‘quack’ the other goes ‘ i’m going as quack as ah can’

  2. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

    Good. Feed dem manky pigeons bread which’ll hopefully kill ’em. And those bleedin’ swans too.

    Pigeons.

    Swans.

    Fupp em.

      1. mildred st. meadowlark

        I’m positively MAD for a good swan kicking. A goose will do, if I’m stuck.

        But never a duck. I like ducks. They ain’t flashy or showy (not like them damn swans), they just do their thing and don’t attack anyone.

  3. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

    Exactly.
    I love ducks, though, despite their absolutely horrendous love-making technique. I don’t speak from experience. Well, I speak from the experience of my eyes.

  4. Sheik Yahbouti

    Let them live and be fed. Let the humans derive pleasure and comfort from so doing. Christ, won’t anybody just live and let live?

  5. Termagant

    I knew an interesting fact about pigeons, but I’ve forgotten it.

    I’ll get back to you if I remember.

    1. Janet, I ate my avatar

      I used to think when I was little that foot disease they get was cause they had thier toes run over by the dart

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