Some philosophers say there should not
Be a ban on the high tech sex bot
The boffins agreed
That they fulfill a need
And add that they’re also quite hot.

John Moynes

Pic: The Fedaralist

21 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

    1. Murtles

      How are these shipped? Is the packaging discreet? Are the IKEA type jobs that you have to assemble?
      Asking for a friend.

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      1. Bertie Blenkinsop

        Extremely discreet, although maybe wait until it’s dark if you’re going to bring it to the garage next day to power hose it out.

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  1. jimmey_russell

    these are rape training machines, there is no other word for them, anyone who buys one of these needs to be monitored by the police and placed on a register as they are most certainly a sexual predator.

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    1. D.BARRY

      Mr.J.Russell : Hello Jimmey,Dirty Barry here from Dirty Barry Sex Toys just to confirm we got your order for 4 sex dolls. the order has been processed and is on its way to you and should be there in plenty of time for Christmas, thank you for your ongoing business and i look foward to doing lots more business with you in the new year. Have a happy latex humping time. Your friend Barry.

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    2. Jimsbeam

      That is a very very broad comment………….did the Holy Jebus himself send you????

      Rape training machines….. never heard anything more dramatic. I bet you think cigarettes are “gateway” drugs……

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  2. Yeah, Ok

    I don’t see the harm tbh. They’re pretty much 100% guaranteed to be bought by weird virgin losers who have no chance with a real woman, so they could be described as performing a mental health function in a way.

    We might have to ban realistic dildos if we ban these.

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      1. Killian G

        Incidentally, her full name is Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O’Malley Armstrong. Can’t really blame her for shortening it.

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  3. Shayna

    I look a little like the one, second from left, except, more eyebrow plumage, taller and clearly alive. I don’t get it, it’s a man thing, right? Oh, just clocked – really?

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      1. Shayna

        I got some work done last year, it did involve an enhancement of the boobage. (no animals were injured during the course of the surgery ).

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