From top: Leo Varadkar and Frances Fitzgerald; Tony Groves

Ebonics: American Black English regarded as a language in its own right rather than as a dialect of standard English.

I wrote a paper many, many moons ago on Ebonics. I guess these days this would be called cultural appropriation, but at the time I thought I was, as the cool kids say, woke.

The study of how language, and the evolution of language, influences our daily lives has always fascinated me. Whether it was the birth of Gangsta Rap or the recent death of the 140 character tweet, words and how they are structured affect our world view.

When the Irish Independent’s Political Correspondent, Philip Ryan tweeted “Sinn Fein will also have the proud distinction of collapsing governments on both side of the border” I felt like simultaneously applauding and deriding him.

As short and simple tweets go, it was a trolling masterpiece. It appeals to those who already see Sinn Fêin as the biggest threat to our (status quo) democracy and it infuriates those who see the mainstream media as a propaganda unit for the government.

When the Minister of State Michael D’Arcy (the man Jonathan Sugarman exposed as not knowing his brief as part of the Finance Committee) spoke of the current political pissing contest he decided that, rather than focus on the campaign to destroy Maurice McCabe, he’d blame Sinn Féin.

The Shinners you see, according to Minister D’Arcy (I shudder typing that) are carrying out “political terrorism” and engaging in “slash and burn politics”. These comments were made on RTÉ Radio 1 and went unchallenged.

On Friday evening, Taoiseach Leo Varadkar, went on RTÉ News and addressed the nation in what I can only describe as a twitter rant worthy of the hard right defenders of George Hook, Kevin Myers et al.

Before you go getting upset that I’m being emotive about emotive language remember, this is the Taoiseach who mistakenly repeats the line that “communication is a virtue” and is spending millions of Euros on crafting his words carefully for his audience.

He began by saying that he doesn’t “want to see Frances Fitzgerald decapitated” and then went on to say that calls for her “execution” and her “public hanging” were inappropriate. He even added that he wouldn’t “throw her under the bus”.

None of these blatant smears that the Taoiseach used to deflect from what are serious concerns about the Tánaiste’s ability to do her job were challenged.

Verbal mud, worthy of a cowardly anonymous keyboard warrior, was thrown on political discourse and allowed to dirty up our representative democracy.

It is now the case that the comments section vitriol of the trolls is broadcast on the main evening news. I suppose we should just accept this dumbing down of debate, especially since the purveyors are our best and our brightest?

The hyperbolic lynch mob is now the establishment. They are the trolls now. They’ve culturally appropriated troll speak and debate and accountability are secondary to running down the opposition.

Maybe communications is a virtue. Maybe it’s that virtues are no longer virtuous. Maybe we should give up on trying to speak truth to power. I don’t know.

My paper on Ebonics was laughed at by the English Department. They said it wasn’t to be taken seriously. But Gangsta Rap became Hip-Hop and Hip-Hop now pervades every layer of society. In the same way I suppose the trolls are having their very own coming out party on the Six One News.

I should be worried. But Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta.

Tony Groves is a full-time financial consultant and part-time commentator. With over 18 years experience in the financial industry and a keen interest in politics, history and “being ornery”, he has published one book and writes regularly at Trickstersworld.

11 thoughts on “A Gangsta Wrap

  1. AndrewSB49

    A Leinster House State of Mind (The Elbow Hip Hop)
    By AndrewSB49
    A Rap

    Yeah, yeah
    Hay yo, my subjects, it’s time.
    It’s time, my subjects
    Straight out the green dungeons of rap.

    I think of Trolling when I’m in a Leinster House state of mind.

    Hope the Mehaul boy got some reg.
    My leg don’t like no dirty bootleg.
    Run up to the peg and get the keg.
    In a Leinster House state of mind.

    I’m rappin’ to the elbow,
    nudge, nudge, wink, think
    And I’m gonna move your snow.
    and in a blink

    Tiny, wide, blue, like the dead eyes of trout
    Mehaul, I tell you, I thought you were in doubt.

    I can’t take the Trolls, can’t take the knee.
    I woulda tried to walk I guess I got no sea.

    I’m rappin’ to the snow, or maybe it’s ice
    And I’m gonna move your elbow, now be nice
    nudge, nudge, wink, think

    Yea, yaz, in a Leinster House state of mind.
    Ain’t a soul alive that could take my place.
    Thinking of Trolling. Yaz, thinking of Trolling (Trolling).

    In a Leinster House state of mind.

    1. Noone

      Another penetrating insight from the fuppwit who told us gender is binary the other day because “that’s science”.

      You wouldn’t know what science was if someone shoved a catheter up your bottom, or an oscillating electromagnetic wave for that matter

  2. rotide

    “Gangsta rap became hip hop”

    I know you like to think that people just are too conservative to accept your radical scathing writing but as the above proves, its mostly because you have no idea what you’re talking about

    1. MKG985

      As an anonymous troll myself I find it sad that you are reacting like this to what is clearly troll baiting, Rotide. You need to not take the bait so easily, you’ll give good trolls a bad name!

      1. Ban the Poo. Ooh-er!

        lol it’s certainly true that rotide frequently falls short of the highest standards we trolls like to set in our work

  3. wellness

    “I should be worried. But Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta.”
    Good grief. Is it possible to get a sprain from eyerolling?

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